AIBU why is it so difficult to leave a clean loo seat?

[mousymouse]

in my office in the ladies toilet there are sometimes spills on the loo seat. I have my suspicion on who it is.

I just can't get it into my head

a. how you have to do your business to spill that much on the seat
b. why not give it a quick wipe afterwards

so disgusting

Put up a sign, "if you sprinkle when you tinkle be sweet and wipe the seat".

MrsTerryPratchett - was just gonna quote the same rhyme!!!

Reminds me of a sign at a swimming pool I saw - Welcome to our ool, notice there's no P in it, let's keep it that way"

YANBU - why cant people look before vacating - and the same goes for skid marks as well

at the ool!

another disgusting one:

remove skid marks with the brush without lifting the seat (or wiping the water off afterwards)

-> vom that is

Ewwwww that's gross!

I often think that if everyone used toilets as they were intended, things would be much easier.

If everybody just sat instead of hovered, there would be no wee/blood/poo on the seat and far less reason to not sit.

Its not difficult, just that some people are lazy, considerate, dirty buggers!