to not have a clue about wearing something funny for money

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DS(5) needs to wear something funny for money what can I get him - are there still t-shirts available?

I thought red hairspray?

Stick a pair of red pants on his head. You can snigger and humiliate him at the same time.

At DD1's school they have to wear 'multicoloured clothes'. So that's just what she'd normally wear on non-uniform then, plus a red nose!

wear his pants over his trousers or see here

Oh thanks - I would love to put red pants on his head I think he would think it funny too but I dont think the school would like it - they have said to wear silly combinations of clothes but it just wont come to me what to put him in?

Thanks for link snice

Put him in odd socks, odd shoes if possible (different trainers that fit similiar but are different looking. Has he an old pair of trousers that you can cut 1 leg off at the knee? Has he a dressing up box like a firemans jacket or police top etc? And a hat.

My dd (5) is wearing her clothes back to front, having rags in her hair. I've bought her an oversized pair of specs from pound shop and she's wearing one pink and one green shoe.

Think that'll do her.

ds(7) just has to wear red so thats easy.

My DD is wearing her PJs with wellies and a tiara. DS is wearing a dress and leggings combo of his sisters with his boots - and a tiara!!!:o

Thanks - so I'll not be raging about North Birmingham trying to get a hold of a vivien westwood t shirt for comic relief now

I love the glasses idea from poundshop with mismatched clothes, I shall put him in trousers (combat ones) back to front and cardigan with some daft accessories.

Or I could get the fabric paints out but really CBA for all that, working to deadline and looking for easiest/quick solution. Honestly all this on the back of:

Being pestered about using car (I need to go out somedays)
Being pestered for tesco vouchers (latest)
Oh and it was boxes last week

I feel like a PA