to move to a nicebig city to escape the stench of the countryside?

[AtYourCervix]

Muck Spreading Season [puke]

admittedly i already felt nauseous but bloody hell it stinks out there. There must be some nice odour free chemicals that would work just as well?

Or should I move to a nice city?

I'll swap with you, I'll take your stinky muck in exchange for my car fumes! :)

Must admit it caught me unawares last year, but it was our first year on the Island.

I actually prefer the smell to the smells of the big city, traffic fumes, fastfood outlet smells etc.

Would you really trade in living in the country
with the views, wildlife etc just becuase it smells occassionaly - I wouldn't and I am a Lodoner born and bred

better still i fancy a nice clean odourless island. with a beach. and sun. and coconuts.