to cringe when dh kisses me?

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Because he makes a KISS noise when he kisses. I don't get a nice civilised silent kiss, I get a loud squelchy SMACK.

Next thing, he'll be slipping me tongue.

WTF?! You can tell him his surely?

Kiss,nice, Tongue,nice. What's problem OP? Are you in very BAD mood today? :o

Has he only just started doing this?

No it's squelch, nasty. Tongue, nice.

He has also just started growing a beard.

Least you get a kiss-recently I've been getting a light peck on my forehead as DH goes out the door! He is much taller than me to be fair, but I would appreciate a different type of kiss than DC get-and had brushed teeth special like! :o

Surely you can ask him to revise his kissing style?

At least he's keen to kiss you!

We've been married 17 years. If I tell him to change his kissing style he might ask me to change my cooking style.

Or start ironing.

Heaven forbid re the ironing . Worth putting up with the kissing then I reckon!

My DH is the best kisser in the whole wide world! Better than any other man I've ever kissed. Shame about the sex though.

Leave the bastard!

at Baroness. Not only does dh squelch and slurp, he cleans my tonsils and checks for bits between my teeth.

but the sex is fantastic

Pin him to the wall and kiss his face off your style..

And slip him anything you want, he'l be putty in your hands!

i went out with someone i really liked untill he kissed me and made an "mmmm" sound went right orf him.

ironing vs noisy kiss

buy ear plugs