I suggested to DH that we order some CHinese food...he's all "Oh I'm not hungry"...I'm all "Well neither am I but I want to eat some greasy food....why won't you join me!"
He actually asked "Why didn't you eat more of the pasta you made the kids for tea?"
BECAUSE THAT WAS KIDDY PASTA! Plain and in small portions for DD and her little friend..it wouldn't fill a fly up!
Plus it was eaten at 4.00pm!
He's a health freak.
I'm not oveweight but I'm not a skinny minnie either....size 12 to 14.
Grr.
I need to eat some crap food but also need someone to help me eat it and share the guilt!
Should I
A: Order a pile of food and chow down whilst refusing to share because he "didn't want any"
B: Take a menu into the other room and peruse it whilst reading out descriptions of the lovely dishes in the hope of temptng him