To communicate with DH like this

[IlsaLund]

DH has a habit of talking in his sleep. Last night he turned over, opened his eyes and said 'tick tick here's my cock'. He then rolled over and went back to sleep.

In honour of his ability to speak in couplets whilst unconscious I have been trying to do the same this morning.

So far my efforts include
one two three
I'm off for a wee

the dog wants to go out
it's your shout

AIBU to continue to do this?

YANBU! I've just laughed out loud at your post! I would get as much mickey taking out of what he said as I could.

Tick tick or tick tock?

Keep on, see when/if he realises

Whoops sorry it was tick tock

I think it's going to be a long day for DH.

pmsl, i don't think i could share a bed with someone like that...or i would never get any sleep through laughing.

carry on doing what your doing should be a funny day.

my husband talks in his sleep too, tis very funny. the other night he came out with "toot toot teapot!" said I'm quite a high , girly sing song.voice. I nearly wet the bed.

APB I spend many anight sniggering at his sleep talking comments.

Ahahaha this has had me in stitches this morning.

I love winding my OH up with silly little things like this :)

That reminds me.. my OH told me the other night - after a particularly warm and sunny day - whilst unconcious, to "wrap up warm the winter is coming!!"

He has also sat up and patted me on the side once saying "aww baybeee, you've gone alll bumfully"

I'm still not sure what bumfully is..

The other night my dh said to me in his sleep I love you and then he said I had to check you weren't Indiana Jones before he said that :)

Before I said that not he

Hahahaha

Desist with your farts
It's bad for the heart

Those skidmarks won't do
They make me feel blue

It opens up a whole new realm in marital harmony

my husband, when asleep, regularly pats me on the head, strokes my hair, and says "good boy Charlie" ....

Charlie is our dog

OMG thank you for cheering me up this morning. DP is a heavy sleeper but he chats shit when he is just about to go to sleep, has me in bits, but not quite this much!

The sleep talking man blog is full of this - I love it.

Have you seen this sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ ?

I tend to do a lot of sleep talking and walking. Luckily my 10yo DD is used to it by now but a couple of years ago apparently I had her up in the middle of the night tidying her room! Wish I could get her to do it now!

OMG that sleep talking man is hilarious!!!

That blog is hilarious.

DH has just said
it's time for some grub
let's head to the pub

my reply was
that would be nice
you don't need to ask twice