Jealous much?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Guess what I am currently resting my feet on?

George Clooney?

And, no it's not my SoE!

[wunk]

Is it a tonne of cash?

Johhny Depp?

PMSL @ [wunk]

I actually laughed out loud

Well if it were a big sack of cash, you wouldn't be on here

So. I'm guessing.....the pile of ironing you cannae be arsed to do?

The poo poof?

x posts Manic

Nope nope nope-dy nope

Val, that right next to me on the sofa.

I have recreased 6 pleated skirts just though.

[noble]

A crate of beer with a cushion on it?

Is it George Clooney doing your large stack of ironing?

I thought poop poof as well.

Is it a submissive gimp called Barry?

nop nope nope

(did you used to be a fish?)

Oh, I know.

The carpet?

All the completed census forms from your neighbours, and you're going to have a good old nosey check they're filled in correctly?

The edge of your new jacuzzi, as you sip bubbly and watch your manservant lay out your massage lotions and lighting the fire in the bedroom?

nope nope - you need to think inside the box

Huge box with jacuzzi inside?
Huge box with manservant inside?
Huge box filled with wine?

Slippers!

Giant novelty ones with some kind of noisy press button.

Are your feet in a box?

Box with big screen tv!

nope you can't can't think laterally for toffee.

What's the picture on the side of the box?

You've got your feet inside my box?
Wondered why sitting wasn't comfy.