What criteria does an OP have to follow to ensure they get a right royal roasting on AIBU?

[AgentZigzag]

It's possibly not the subject because I started a thread earlier on an emotional subject and I'm surprised I've not had even a sniff of a flaming

And it's not dependent on the OP just wanting a bunfight, I was on another blatent trolling thread where the OP was spoiling for a fight, but nobody was rising to the bait (you know who you are gloopy hobbyist )

The ones I've seen where the OP got what for is when they ask AIBU, told they are, and continue to argue the toss.

What is it that riles you to a point where you shed your lovely, compassionate RL personality to give the OP of a thread a good hiding?

Not that true to life - I missed off the thing that often goes with excessive lolling - the manic laughter.

Everyone: YABU
OP: Well I don't care because I have a life unlike you internet-obsessed witches. LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

It always makes me want to leap back from the keyboard and hide. Scary.

Oh yes, after 28 pages where the OP has tried every which way she can to convince the YABU's that it is, in fact, they who are BU, she will then go...."anyway, I'm not flouncing, it's just that I have to and do some Real Life Things" (subtext, "unlike all you sad bitches who don't")

Meh.