Try not to laugh but erm...

[upyourdiva]

I appear to have a bit of a celeb crush, bordering love sick obsession

I know it is odd, even I will admit it strikes me as very weird indeed but I can't seem to pull my head out of my arse!

Has anyone else had this or am I just bloody mental and full of shite daydreams?

Richard Armitage is lovely.

Aiden Turner is nice looking but looks like he needs a bath, clean clothes and a hair cut.

MrsH there's a very sad devoted bunch of us on Sleb Twaddle who spend lots of time admiring Mr A!

Apparently we're one of the scary threads but you're welcome to pop in - just look out for the most bizarre thread title you can find and we'll be behind it !

We do talk about lots of other stuff too - as I said none of us have crossed that line yet!

Oh god MrsH that's the nice part, he's erm filthy

In a literal sense obviously :o

Off to google Richard Armitage, not a clue who he is

Aaah see he's arite but to clean for my liking.

I wonder if I am looking for tramp love

better?

Ooh erm kind of but not quite Dum.

I am an exclusive kinda gal :o

ROFL at 'if I could find a way to break the rules I really would...'

Yup, one at a time and all that diva!

I actually had a friend over yesterday who fancies Aidan Turner, so spent a while ogling him on Bing (at least she did - not my cup of tea I must admit, but I've not heard him speak and I do like an Irish accent so...)

I have done it again, I just about clicked on the Being Human thread. Then saw people talking about getting down and dirty with Mitchell... as in MY MITCHELL how dare they

Maybe if I try squinting at DP for long enough he may resemble Mit... nope still looks more like desperate Dan :o

I don't actually mean that obviously but still

Gary Dourdan (was in CSI until he got shot in the neck). I have had dreams about him, oh yes I have. Thank goodness they show repeats of CSI constantly :)

My secret crush (everyone knows I love Tony Hadley) would have to be Anthony La Pagelia (Is that right) from Without A Trace......there's something about that old guy I find quite appealing

I'm another one who fancied Billy from GC in my teens!

I'm loving the male cast of Merlin (Anthony Head and Richard Wilson excluded)

Arthur, Elyan, Gwaine and Lancelot are yummy. But Colin Morgan (Merlin) is my fave. There's just something about skinny men with cheekbones that rocks my socks. And he's slightly older than me as well which is always nice :)

goes to watch Merlin

Desperate is that Agent Malone (had an addicion to that show when on mat leave) I thought he was a bit of awright too :o

My weird crush would have to be um... total opposite of original sex god... Michael McIntyre

Desperateforthinnerthighs - Anthony La Pagelia!!! You have good taste. Dreamy!

When I was a teenager, I had a massive crush on Kenneth Branagh after seeing him in my dad's Henry V video, it was love I tell you!

But nowadays after some small crushes on Vincent Perez, Grissom from CSI and the drummer from Rammstein, its all about the gorgeous Paul Rudd for the moment!

Mine's is James May. I even lie in bed listening to him at night reading his book on my iPod

God, I would do dirty things to him.....

OK, Diva time for the ultimate crush test...

if he still does it for you with this much facial hair and imagining him 4 foot tall - you've officially got it bad!

I watched a 1998 episode of Buffy last night and realised I have never quite got over Anthony Stewart Head.

sDesperateforthinnerthighs Many years ago (before children) I used to work at Gap.

I served Tony Hadley one day and sold him 2 pairs of leather trousers! He couldn't decided whether to get the black ones or the brown ones so I told him to get both and he did!!

My manager tried to put the sale through the till but kept messing it up because she was all giggly and flustered and I had to take over.

He was very friendly and smiley!!

I loved Anthony Stewart Head as Giles too, all my friends liked Spike or Angel and were a bit at me drooling over him.

My all time love though is Callum Keith Rennie (used to be in ^Due South^ many years ago but nobody ever knows who he is) I used to daydream about him all the time, and when I lived in Oregon, US I actually considered taking a trip up to Vancouver, Canada to see where he lives and possibly stalk him I had elaborate plans fantasies about running into him and him thinking me just amazing... so no, I don't think you're crazy, or if you are then so am I.

I'm afraid I can't read this thread as I am laughing too hard at Laurie's "When I say 'imaginIng' I of course mean 'wanking'."

Quote of the year.

Tortoise and Piggles - was it 'Ripper' that got you hooked?

I can't remember, originally, but it was certainly Band Candy I watched last night.

Desperateforinnerthighs, check out 'empire records'