Try not to laugh but erm...

[upyourdiva]

I appear to have a bit of a celeb crush, bordering love sick obsession

I know it is odd, even I will admit it strikes me as very weird indeed but I can't seem to pull my head out of my arse!

Has anyone else had this or am I just bloody mental and full of shite daydreams?

oh flithy dirty Mitchell - what was that? You only fuck kiss Boobalina senseless and no one else on this thread... ok then

Skip- I think that is possibly what I need to do but I actually moped around gutted last week!

Boobalina - you are obviously crazier than me.... you are clearly hearing lies in your head :o

Right ladies and possibly gents (you never know), I am off to bed to lie next to DP mitchell.

Hopefully I have nice dreams tonight and I am sure I will be back to rant again tomorrow, cheers for making me seem normal :o

Oh I often get mini-obsessions on characters in TV shows! I think it's normal unless you actually become a stalker or something.

Morning Psammead, I am feeling slightly better this morning but still tring to pull my head out off backside and stop wishing DP would morph :o

I live in the Highlands but if he ever happens to come here (doubtful) then I am not so sure stalking would not be on the agenda

I think I may have an obsessive nature...

Normal

Picturing him in his underwear (or less)
Finding out a little bit about the actor
Writing on the internet about your fantasy
Finding out he's going to be making an appearance near to you and going along to get a glimpse of him
Imagining yourself without your husband, with him instead

Abnormal

Sending him pictures of you in your underwear (or less)
Finding out the address and telephone number of the actor
Writing to him detailing your fantasies
Finding out where he lives and going along to get a glimpse of him
Divorcing your husband and asking him to marry you

I got obsessive over David Cubitt from Medium (the hot cop). Seriously, lost a few days day dreaming over that one!!!!

Just remembered a crush I had on another actor. By some incredible fluke he became a client at my firm. I called his home number and got his answer phone message. After my fifth call relishing his recorded voice, I realised I was crossing the line into stalker. Luckily, I came to my senses and never tried to contact him again.

Grumble okay now I feel normal :o

Psammead - "Sending him pictures of you in your underwear (or less)"

Good god no, I would like to give myself some chance with him in the future :o

I had a big crush on Hugh Laurie last year (watching too much House!). Was at the point of day dreaming about marrying him

Am over it now

I watched BH last night, that Annie is an interfering cow isn't she, she doesn't deserve him. I am sure YOU wouldn't have guilt tripped him into going quietly would you diva?

I love Tony Hadley.....esp in his leather pants!!!

I was soooo in love with him in 1983 and sadly I dont appear to have grown up

:o Rocket, no way I would have hid him in a cupboard and done unspeakable things to him! Obviously... do not speak of she who begins with 'A'

I read the sypnosis of next week and am now gutted as I have read all the stuff online about what is going to happen, well I shall not be watching anymore... will just have to buy the box set!

Desperate - My mum likes him too...

Mine is Brian Molko from Placebo....lovely...used to have a thing about Gary Numan many years ago,think it's the black clothes that do it for me.

Upyourdiva....are you trying to make me feel old or what!

Have to say almost any of the female stars of CSI, CSI NY, CSI Miami, while Sasha Alexander (Kate), Lauren Holly (Director earlier on), and Pauley Perrette (Abby, the 'lab rat'), all from NCIS, are also high up the list.

Might surprise a few people to know their birthdays are (respectively) 17/05/73, 28/10/63, and 27/03/69 (!) Yes, that's right, Abby, who seems like she is mid-20s, will be 42 in 2 weeks time.

Unfortunately they're all a bit younger than me, and until I've made a pile of cash, could hardly get in the same restaurants as them!

Back 15+ years ago, mostly UK people, Hannah Gordon, Joanna Lumley, Angela Rippon, and Jill Dando were 'special', along with Rula Lenska, and Madonna and Ruby Wax, just for being outrageous at the time!

i used to have this, but it was for my boss! i even drew little hearts on his papers when he was out of the office. bit of a knobbish thing to do cos everyone at work is male except me. i also sort of proclaimed my love for him, nothing was ever going to happen and hes only just started talking to me in private again....

fucking hormones

:o @ knittedbreast great career move there.

diva the internet is the devil for spoiling things, just don't do it. The flash card teasers at the end are bad enough!

I have to say my all time and deep abiding love is Harrison Ford, Han, Indi or Dekkard, not bothered which, I even quite fancied him in old beardy form in the Fugitive. I have had to stop watching him in things now tho as I don't want my illusions shattered (and don't even mention CF and the ill advised earring)

Desperate my mum is only 41 to be fair :o

wasnt one of my better moments agreed, but nor was sitting there fantasising and almost doing actually going over to him to push on to his deck and fuck his brains out. im sooooo glad i didnt actually do that

strangly i asked him the other day if needed a pa, he looked away and laughed nervously...didnt think much of that til now....whoops....hes scared of me

41.....she is a mere youngster then Diva, there's hope for me yet (4 weeks left of being 30 something and clinging on with all my might

YANBU at all! Celeb crushes are fun and entertaining. Totally concur with Psammead re the rules as well.
Boobalina, PMSL at 'fuck them right off him' . Aidan is pretty beyond words and, frankly, I'll fight you all for him.

I have loved Paul Bettany for getting on 11 years, since A Knight's Tale. I have daydreams about
standing behind him in line for a coffee and he spills coffee on me, apologises, buys me another one and we get talking and ...

And more recently, persistent filthy fantasies daydreams about Benedict Cumberbatch that are considerably less innocent than that.

I am happily partnered up with a boyfriend of over ten years. This is all firmly in the realms of fantasy and is to be enjoyed and not felt bad about.

My shameful crushes (although I can't top Gervais or Clarkson) are Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

Dangling - The sad part is if I could find a way to break the rules I really would... would'nt be that bad I mean atleast I'd see him in court before going to jail for a loong time to fantascize, seems worth it actually :o

So Google you say...

Richard Armitage for me Diva - I can post you lots of Hobbity links if you like

Psammead - thanks for that rundown. Am glad to see I'm definitely in the 'normal' range!

PS - Bing image search is a good one - seems to turn up slightly more 'interesting' images