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Try not to laugh but erm...

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 20:04

I appear to have a bit of a celeb crush, bordering love sick obsession Blush

I know it is odd, even I will admit it strikes me as very weird indeed but I can't seem to pull my head out of my arse!

Has anyone else had this or am I just bloody mental and full of shite daydreams?

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 22:11

Oh dear go , do not tell me I have competition...

I am jealous enough Blush:(

Rocket you probably do have a point, DP and I have been together almost 10 years and met at school so as you can imagine...

I really don't know my head is totally screwed up over some random dude on TV, not good for the mental stability surely!

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ShavingGodfreysPrivates · 07/03/2011 22:14

My dirty little secret has always been Rutger Hauer, especially in The Hitcher

He's a bit old and baggy now but then I've always loved a bloke with a bashed up pug lived in face.

He first came to my attention in Bladerunner and I've been wanting to sit on his face and wriggle ever since.

RamonaFlowers · 07/03/2011 22:18

I think Rutger is now practically a dusty husk of a man, teetering on corpse.

I may have to get you done for necrophilia Godfrey Grin

Boobalina · 07/03/2011 22:19

rutger Hauer was a total hunk back in the day - not sure now though?

blondepinhead · 07/03/2011 22:20

Have you noticed that Mitchell has been looking a lot grubbier in the current series? I've been thinking that he could do with a nice hot bath with me

blondepinhead · 07/03/2011 22:25

But it's Jensen Ackles for me (Dean Winchester in Supernatural ). I go all wibbly when I think of him. I don't dare think of what would happen if I ever met him - I'd probably dissolve into a damp puddle on the floor...

ShavingGodfreysPrivates · 07/03/2011 22:26

Ramona and Boobalina

Blush

I'd still do him.

Grin

Might even stand a chance these days, he's probably not going to be so fussy now.

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 22:27

Grubbier the better... when it comes to Mmmitchell!

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ShavingGodfreysPrivates · 07/03/2011 22:30

I see he's making himself look saucier these days by standing next to fuglies like Mickey Rourke

Good move Rutger, I like your style!

Boobalina · 07/03/2011 22:31

Mitchell was totally filthy dirty on sunday's BH - and those skinny jeans i'd fuck them right off him love to freshen him up and have a snog

thatsenough · 07/03/2011 22:37

Ian Hislop - me too! Anyone for Jackie Chan?

HeartSkipsABeat · 07/03/2011 22:48

Oh god yes. John Barrowman, as captain jack.

Needless to say I did not tell DH why I was SO happy to receive series 1&2 of torchwood on DVD!

Fuck. Thats my dream sorted tonight then!

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 22:49

I need to seriously sort my head out...

Am watching BH (again for the 3rd time since yesterday) and I am yet again sitting almost in tears just looking at him!

Seriously this cannot be normal!?!

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 22:57

Oh dear now I sound mental!!!

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 23:01

Beer you are just mean Envy

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 23:07

Oh I dunnoe maybe if you did I'd be madly in lurve with you too :o

Hhhuummppphhhh... he's all wet... and dirty... and Irish... and dressed in tight clothing... ahem I need to change my knickers...

:o

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Mspontipine · 07/03/2011 23:09

He's just lovely - yanbu at all :)

Sneets · 07/03/2011 23:12

The man is mine!

Sneets · 07/03/2011 23:14

David Tennant that is...lush lush lush!!!!!!!!!!

SkipToTheEnd · 07/03/2011 23:16

Sometimes I get crushes on some celeb that seems to take over my mind for a few weeks - I have a whole fantasy life with them! It was rather worrying for a while.

Especially when I woke up annoyed with booth (bones) for working too hard and not spending any time with me Blush

I think I just need to get a real life and stop being so emotionally involved with safe people who don't even exist!

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upyourdiva · 07/03/2011 23:17

Angry Sneets!

No he is not, you merely fancy him where as I am on the Verge of killing myself in a Romeo and Juliet style tragedy

If we cannot be together, I simply cannot be...

My hoping is that Mitchell may hear my plight and atleast have the decency to bite my neck so we can live happily together forever... when he gets out of prison obviously

And ooer he wants to be punished... dirty talk... I like it :o

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