I am in a bad mood and you are a fuckwit

[activate]

please come and argue with me

thank you

(cannot think of anything contentious)

can't argue with that, I am a fuckwit!

Your hair is shit and your bum smells.

you the fuckwit

go and let off some steam

PMSL. I love your honesty.

Your arse looks big on this thread?

I am in a good mood and you are all lovely

my 4th child is thick, compared to the other 3 and to most of her class

shouild I just throw her out?

Yes, but only if you can't make money from her as some kind of freak show?

put her in a dustbin and see if it generates as much controversy as that cat

activate, yes chuck her out, what use is she to you really, or maybe make her your skivvy?

I think your kitchen is a right bloody mess.

I think you should throw out the other 3 and the rest of the class then she would be the cleverest

lol

I am so pissed off

and I'm not even pre-menstrual - in fact I was on 2 weeks ago - what the fuck is that about?

I have been pissed off for weeks now. Then some woman kicked off at me in the Post Office today. I did not give as good as I got and am therefore feeling very angry and frustrated. I feel your pain. Cunty cunty cunt face.

menopause

Although I am on my period right now. Frankly she is lucky to be alive

Punch a cushion a lot and see if it helps. Exercise might help....or sex....

you didn't just call me menopausal did you?

where do you live? post your address

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat

sooner or later you are bound to get pissed off

yeah yeah you are all talk, couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.

I'll give you my address

37 Get Knotted
West Fucker Lane
London

Do you feel a bit better?

OP I will lend you my mother who is in a wheelchair, take her out shopping on a Monday as I do and you will have no end of fuckwits to argue with....

The ones who let doors go on you
The ones who park their cars over the dips in the kerb
The ones who think they will die a nasty death if they have to move their bloody buggy from the wheelchair space on the bus
The ones who stare
The ones who talk about you
The ones who think the wheelchair accessible toilet is a changing room
The ones who talk over my mother to me as clearly she had her brain removed at the same time as her leg...... it is endless fun

Like YOU would know! Go look in the mirror, sweet cheeks

this, and the planet-sized bar of cadbury's fruit and nut, is making me feel slightly better

leave the barrrrrrrrrrstarrrrrrrrrd

hope this helps :)

My child is smarter then your DC4