me or dh?

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am I being unreasonable to expect my DH not to try and commit suicide by jumping up and down until his heart gives out while I am on mumsnet, just because he wants to use my laptop to go on arbtalk?

depends
what's arbtalk?

Buy him his own laptop.

Tell him to buy his own laptop

no i dont think so. my DD feels the need to do exactly the same thing when i get the laptop out. i currently have a cushion blocking the view to prevent her hyperventaliting

arbtalk is a forum for tree surgeons.

he has his own company laptop and his own netbook, I don't know why he doesn't get one of those out. AND he has been on arbtalk while I was doing the dishes and putting the kids to bed!

I am fairly certain it's him being unreasonable.

Never heard of anyone committing suicide by jumping up and down before

yes it's definitely him

Yes give him a kick from me and you, take your time here

There's a forum about tree surgery?!!!! Why have I been wasting my time on here?! Bye...

is he 6?

It's him.

should probably add, jumping up and down for long enough probably would be a good method of suicide for him at the moment because of his heart condition.

no he's not 6, but is doing a good impresion by jumping up and down on the bed.

and he has just acused me of 'sprinkling peanuts' which is apparently his term for drip feeding.

(pjmama - beware the gruesome whale pics on arbtalk today, they ain't pretty)

Lol @ pjmama

Arbtalk - what's the rush?? :)

HIBU, but could he give me a ballpark figure for having a 15-20m tree cut down in SW London before he expires?

HIBU

LOL pjmama literally spitting Becks on my keyboard here!

Exactly monty, it's not like they're growing anywhere.....