AIBU

[KittaKatta]

I have had a cooking day
I have done Jamie's sausage rolls (with chilli saus)
Am currently roasting a chicken
Made 24 jammy thumbprints (little biscuits with jam in the middle)
Some Viennese big bites (from this month Essentials mag)
A big bowl of chopped salad (some for tonight, some for work)
In the fridge are 4 chicken thighs cooked in jalfreize paste (again inspired by Jamie, the steak done Indian style)
There is a BIG bowl of fruit on the table, and some chocolate in the fridge.
Am in the middle of making batter for yorkies for dinner

OH has just wandered in to the kitchen, muttered, stood in front of the open fridge, grumbled under his breath.
And said, 'there's never anything to eat around here'

So my AIBU question is:
AIBU to shoot him????

I think i would have poured batter over his head and shoved the whisk up his nostril.

No.

me too,but not his nostril!

Just tell him he is being an idiot and just because there might be food HE doesn't fancy doesn't mean there is nothing to eat. Idiot.

I'd have told him that he's an adult and can make his own.

Oh I'll have a sausage roll

oh and a chicken thigh and a jammy thumbprint.

Your DH can starve.

~Whisk where the sun don't shine is a very good idea. . .

The thing is we had a chat last night about what I was going to cook/bake today from a list of various options and these were the options he wanted [was in a good mood with him last night ]

So Kitta's cake and stuff shop is now open

Just gone to the biscuit tin, and he bloody took all of them to work murder is TOO good for him grrrrrrrrrrr