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to wonder why nobody hs ever asked where any of my previous personas went?

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AtYourCervix · 03/03/2011 20:36

Was i not poplier enough? did i not spout interesting/amusing/cuntavesial stff?

Does no body miss me?

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 03/03/2011 20:37

well come on, spit them out and then we'll go

A oh I've MISSED you

B who?

C cor you're brave, admitting to being THAT poster

or

D something else

AtYourCervix · 03/03/2011 20:43

nope. not that i've done a complex advanced search or anything maybe but when i put on a new head no body notis.

buch of bloody vipers.

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worraliberty · 03/03/2011 20:45

If your spelling is always this bad I'm surprised no-one did Grin

Lulumama · 03/03/2011 20:47

I really like your name
need a full list of previous incarnations now

AtYourCervix · 03/03/2011 20:47

my spelling is mavelous but i've lorst me specs and can't type.

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FourFortyFour · 03/03/2011 20:48

You have been AYC for ages though? Confused

Mendeleyev · 03/03/2011 20:49

I thought you were someone else but I have a memory like a goldfish and I am useless at keeping track of who is who.

kitchensync · 03/03/2011 20:51

I miss you like crazy, I often cry at night... [whispers who are you]

Mendeleyev · 03/03/2011 20:56

Are you anyfucker? Havent seen her around for a while.

AgentZigzag · 03/03/2011 21:03

I cried all night, every night, missing your previous personas cervix, and I sometimes cried in the day

AtYourCervix · 03/03/2011 21:03

never mind. i'm me and i know who i am and i haven't said anything particularly stupid for a while so previous personas probably best forgotten .

Wine anyone?

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AgentZigzag · 03/03/2011 21:07
AtYourCervix · 03/03/2011 21:09

pace yourself woman! the night is yet young.

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FourFortyFour · 03/03/2011 21:24

Not AnyFucker.

PeterAndreForPM · 03/03/2011 21:26

AYC...you are AnyFucker !!

You cannot hide...

Gleekfreak · 03/03/2011 21:29

I think you're lovely! Am a newbie so not sure of your other persona,but would miss you if I did! ....are you anyfucker? Confused

AgentZigzag · 03/03/2011 21:33

I have a deep and dire need tonight cervix.

AnyFucker surely wouldn't be party to such needy, attention seeking behaviour Grin

But it's a compliment to you suggesting you are her?

Rafi · 03/03/2011 21:52

I noticed your posts in your last persona because I was a Twin Peaks fan. I don't know who any of your other personas were, though...

oldieneedsreminding · 03/03/2011 21:54

no one ever noticed me when i was gone either. The only persona of mine that ever got noticed was one in which i dared to suggest that a popularly held belief should be questioned...... got flamed so badly on that, i didnt dare return to it.
Ive been her since 03

GrendelsMum · 03/03/2011 21:59

I left MN because I was so devastated at the loss of your previous personas, Cervix.

BaronessBomburst · 03/03/2011 22:00

I think I would notice if AYC disappeared. A moniker like that tends to stick in your head.

No idea who you were before though.

AtYourCervix · 03/03/2011 22:01

thanks for you heartfelt reassurance.

i am not AnyFucker.

I still have Wine

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Themumsnot · 03/03/2011 22:01

Nobody misses me either. Cheers. Wine Have another Wine

hardhatdonned · 03/03/2011 22:02

I'll just have the wine ta i haven't a clue who you were nor does it bother me.

Wine gratefully recieved.

GypsyMoth · 03/03/2011 22:05

Did I 'know' you before AYC??

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