To expect DH to go out quietly JUST ONCE??!

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Every morning...

Slams drawers shut.
Trips over stuff.
Wakes up sleeping DD.
Coughs.
Farts.
Sighs.
Jingles keys.
Talks to the dog.

When I wake up and get ready on the weekends I look like a mime!!!

Have to go now... DD who would be asleep another hour is wide awake!!

No, YANBU. My DH does all the things on your list excpet the farts and dog.
He also jangles the spoon in his tea and throws the spoon into the sink.
I get up at least an hour before him, every day, and I too am like a silent movie star. No noise.

My DH is pretty good about creeping about quietly, and I only ever hear the occasional curse as the cat trips him up

But he bloody ruins all the stealthy creeping about by sitting on the bed to pull his socks on it is like an earthquake and rarely fails to wake me. I've told him many times that he might as well use the bed as a trampoline... he still forgets and does it though.

tell me about it. I know . Actually what I find even worse is how he tigers around at night and can't seem to get to sleep before about 3 am which means lots of crashing, slamming, banging about till then. Drives me nuts .

What time is your dh getting up OP?