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To wonder what sort of games DD plays at school

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SunshineisSorry · 28/02/2011 19:12

She is five, playing nicely with her cuddly toys, waiting for DP to come home and do bedtime cos im poorly sick :(

Playing some sort of game with her toy dogs and just said "im really sorry but now I have to kill you"

what the fuckity fuck???

Im not precious about what she watches on TV but im pretty sure she doesn't hear that - strongest we watch is scooby doo, and most of that we are sat behind cushions.

What ARE they doing in the playground?? Hmm

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worraliberty · 28/02/2011 19:13

Perhaps she made it up herself? Kids have strong imaginations.

squeakytoy · 28/02/2011 19:13

Probably heard someone using the phrase "I could tell you but then I would have to kill you".. its a very common saying, that parents would say to their kids without thinking twice, and kids would know it was said as a joke.... so she will have heard if from someone else.

InPraiseOfBacchus · 28/02/2011 19:14

You're being a bit sensitive IMO. When I was five, my toys regularly killed each other. I didn't turn into a violent axe-murderer or even a rowdy child. I'm now a reasonable adult who hates aggression.

BertieBotts · 28/02/2011 19:15

DS (2) tonight was stamping his toy peppa pig with a sink plunger saying "Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!" Confused I would hope nobody ever squashes him when he is naughty! I think they just make weird shit up TBH. Grin

worraliberty · 28/02/2011 19:16

Has he annoyed any plumbers lately bertie? Grin

FlamingOBingo · 28/02/2011 19:16

Sorry, but that just made me laugh Grin

My DDs don't go to school (HE'd) and they still come up with shocking phrases int he middle of their games.

Acanthus · 28/02/2011 19:16

Of course they do!

SandStorm · 28/02/2011 19:16

I suspect they've been playing vets and somebody has recently had a dog put down. Nothing more sinister than that.

worraliberty · 28/02/2011 19:18

To be fair at least she's polite and apologised beforehand Grin

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SunshineisSorry · 28/02/2011 19:19

Not sensitive, just intrigued really

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activate · 28/02/2011 19:19

I assume this is a jokey thread

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SunshineisSorry · 28/02/2011 19:19

lol at worraliberty - a lady assasin!!

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worraliberty · 28/02/2011 19:21

Perhaps it's a sacrifice to the big Teddy God in the sky?

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SunshineisSorry · 28/02/2011 19:34
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rachelkarengreene · 28/02/2011 19:37

My 4 year old told one of her toys she was going to gouge his eyes out - that's horrible histories for you Smile

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SunshineisSorry · 28/02/2011 19:41

i have just remembered what i did to my dolls when i was about DDs age - cut all their hair off, painted their lips blue with biro and told my mum they had plague Blush DD obviously takes after her mother

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Asinine · 28/02/2011 19:53

Is DD DD1 by any chance?Grin

BertieBotts · 28/02/2011 20:08

at annoyed a plumber!

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