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to ask if you'll help collate the definitive list of MN types??

348 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/02/2011 20:40

Been chatting to a friend about this today.

When you go out, do you look around and wonder who else is a MNer?

It's difficult though as there's so many types of folks on here (just like RL, ahhhh Smile) so I think we need a definitive list of MNer types.

Please help me out.

The Bodeners.

The Lentil Weavers.

The Tough Talkers.

The Hearty Campers.

Gwan add your own.

[wunk]

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HecateQueenOfWitches · 24/02/2011 20:42

Far more fun to list mners into their types [evil]

duchesse · 24/02/2011 20:45

I think I fall into all your categories. Maybe the reason I'm MN-unmemorable is because I haven't picked a camp!

NinkyNonker · 24/02/2011 20:45

God, I fit most of those bar Tough Talkers, I'm a wuss. Blush

doricpatter · 24/02/2011 20:45

The NetMums is offline Tickerless Huns

worraliberty · 24/02/2011 20:47

The militant breast feeders who can be seen on the streets of England, screaming 'all power to us' and squirting passers by with their boobies. If they manage to extinguish a cigarette or two that's extra kudos to them Grin

gordyslovesheep · 24/02/2011 20:47

The wishy washy bleeding heart liberals - with wine Wine and [fags]

doricpatter · 24/02/2011 20:48

The Gurus (thinking AF, tiktok, Aitch, ComeOVeneer - she still around? - Valhalla et al)

NinkyNonker · 24/02/2011 20:48

I have yet to meet a 'militant' breastfeeder on here.

bupcakesandcunting · 24/02/2011 20:49

The "Expressive Children" twunts.

The "Barely Keeping it Together"s

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/02/2011 20:51

Ooh yes the Protective PFBers!!

(I was so one years ago)

Grin
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ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/02/2011 20:52

The Benign Neglecters.

(Me now)

[wunk]

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PurveyorOfWoo · 24/02/2011 20:53

The Slatterns

The Wussy Lurkers

The Beardy Trolls

Trucker Steves

GabbyLoggon (needs his own whole category)

ThunderboltKid · 24/02/2011 20:53

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PeterAndreForPM · 24/02/2011 20:53

The Ones having shedloads of hot sex

PeterAndreForPM · 24/02/2011 20:54

The ones having no sex at all

ThunderboltKid · 24/02/2011 20:54

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PeterAndreForPM · 24/02/2011 20:54

The Smugtastics

bupcakesandcunting · 24/02/2011 20:56

What IS Gabby Loggon? I know he spouts shit but every time I see on of his posts I do a big Grin

OTheHugeManatee · 24/02/2011 20:56

Disappointed With The Menzes: Commonly found in the Relationships section, their job is to interpret any action or lack of action whatsoever, by anyone with a penis, as signs he's having an affair.

What's an Expressive Children Twunt?

cumfy · 24/02/2011 20:57

The Addicts

The Stirrers

The Entitled

The Desperate

The Rest

OTheHugeManatee · 24/02/2011 20:58

The Flouncers.

SarahStrattonHasNiceBears · 24/02/2011 20:58

You forgot the Juvenile and Purile Grin

usualsuspect · 24/02/2011 20:58

The arselickers

PurveyorOfWoo · 24/02/2011 21:02

There's some that say GabbyLoggon is some kind of chatbot, a program written to try and interact on the internet in as convincingly real way as possible. However Gabby spouts so much shit no programmer in their right mind would lay claim to him.

I like to think he is some kind of evil genius.

doricpatter · 24/02/2011 21:02

The Credit Crunched ("We're so poor I'm going to have to swallow my pride and start shopping at Sainsbury's, and I've had to cut the butler's hours so we can still get to Val d'Isere at half term")

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