to wish that MN had some sort of sound communication device so you could hear what I am enduring?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

After the debacle that was The Consternation Over Unfair Distribution Of Popcorn At The Cinema yesterday, I have told my 4 that I am Not Getting My Purse Out Or Leaving The House Today.

So far so good. We've made muffins, covered the kitchen in playdough, they have made a den for them to sleep in tonight , done some cutting and sticking to rival NOTHS and got to World 8 on SuperLuigiRipple or whatever it's called.

Now, after all that Olympic Parenting, I just want to MN in peace, but they have GOT THEIR INSTRUMENTS OUT for a jamming session. 2 clarinets, a flute and a box of buttons that's being whacked by a pair of boxer shorts .

I've said "that's lovely, DCs", "ooh aren't you all tuneful and in time?", and "excellent Jingle Bells is my favourite." Unfortunately they were playing Green Sleeves, so that didn't go down too well.

I would love to be able to share the caterwauling beauteous melodies with all of you who are fecking MNing in silence.

AAAAaaaargh.

[wunk]

ummm no thankyou.glad your having fun though!

chaos - i think i can imagine Glad you are enjoying the fun. 5 hours til bedtime here.

Fun.

I see your noisy house and raise you my house of chimps
1 on piano thumping
2playing power rangers with emptyloo roll holders on wrists jumping from couch to couch
1 playing very loud game on the computer
1 toddler screaming in the highest pitch for attention
1 dh on the phone yelling at phone company about charges

I'm hiding out in the bathroom on my iphone

Woah mccready, no thanks, at least mine were in some sort of harmony!

Have just nipped upstairs and 3/4 of them are asleep.

Bliss.