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The sudden influx of shit trolls. It is a sign

28 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 20/02/2011 17:15

Of impending apocalypse.

Think about it;

  • shift in North Pole
  • all kicking off in Middle East
  • Jordan seeks out a third DH
  • Trolls invade MN

AIBU to think they are all signs?

OP posts:
SecretNutellaFix · 20/02/2011 17:16

no, it's just got over a full moon.

would you like a Biscuit or a Brew?

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 20/02/2011 17:17

Yes it is

FoundWanting · 20/02/2011 17:17

Don't forget about the bees.

Have you packed your ruck-sack?

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 20/02/2011 17:18

Yeah, excessive trolls on parenting forums is mentioned in the Book of Revelations I believe. Can't reference the chapter though.

usualsuspect · 20/02/2011 17:18

just in case

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 20/02/2011 17:19

"All kicking off in the middle east"

ROFL. Cause it's been such a peaceful region till now.

mumoverseas · 20/02/2011 17:19

I imagine the shite trolls are down to the fact that it is now half term

Original poster
bupcakesandcunting · 20/02/2011 17:19

Oh fuck rucksack has been ready since Pete Andre fleed the marital home.

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pagwatch · 20/02/2011 17:20

Hmmmm...what to panic buy?

Chocolates, champagne and morroccan oil.

mumoverseas · 20/02/2011 17:20
LittleMissHissyFit · 20/02/2011 17:20

mos, are you still in KSA?

How is the situation there?

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 20/02/2011 17:20

AHEM !!

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bupcakesandcunting · 20/02/2011 17:21

It's PROPERLY kicking off now, none of this bitch-slapping/hair-pulling daftness.

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GMajor7 · 20/02/2011 17:23

I can't see anything in the Mayan calendar, but it isn't 2012 yet.

LoisSanger · 20/02/2011 17:23

I saw someone bulk buying champagne today. About 25 bottles of it. At least (didn't actually stop to count them).

And a 4 pint carton of milk.

Honeydragon · 20/02/2011 17:24

Apocalypse do stop bleating on you're getting my goat. Stop acting like the a beast.

pagwatch · 20/02/2011 17:25

That isn't bulk buying Lois. That is a really good weekend.

The milk thing is a massive panic buy though.

mumoverseas · 20/02/2011 17:26

LMHF am back in UK for a few days as took DC1on a road trip to visit some unis and spending a few days with DC2. Due to fly back in a few days. A little worried about it all to be honest as DH with DC3 and 4 back there so watching news anxiously and DH's company and FCO warning about travelling to Bahrain

LessNarkyPuffin · 20/02/2011 17:28

Does moroccan oil work on horns Apocolypse?

FoundWanting · 20/02/2011 17:30

December 21st? FFS. Do I buy any presents or not? Couldn't we have a possible end of the world scenario in May or June?

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 20/02/2011 17:31

I hope so, I like a nice shiny horn, good for hanging rucksacks off Wink

evilanomaly · 20/02/2011 17:31

yep. you forgot the volcanoes.

This is the lead up to 2012- banking crisis, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, dead bees, dead birds dropping from the sky, middle east turmoil, trollery on MN.

steal/borrow/marry a boat in preparation for the flooding. Bulk buy pom bears.

evilanomaly · 20/02/2011 17:33

Iran will be invaded by trolls next

RevoltingPeasant · 20/02/2011 17:36

Lois, maybe they were just going to have a cup of tea afterwards. Tsk, don't be so judgy!

kneesofthebee · 20/02/2011 17:51

Is there something I should know?