To mourn the MIL and boys in tights type threads...

[Psammead]

AIBU has gone madder

We used to get all het up over of the school gates angst, the teachers who could not spell and the childless wedding qus, etc etc.

Now I feel like the Big Kids have come into the playground and pushed us off the swings.

I would love a nice, gentle, eating grapes in supermarket thread right now.

Maaaaaad, I tell you! Come here and claim sanctuary, sane mumsnetters.

I am taking bets as to how long before someone tells me to fuck off if I don't like it here

fuck off if you don't like it here

46 seconds

Excellent stuff, activate!

Upholding a proud tradition of mumsnet

AIBU to think that if I ever get married everybody should do what I want them to do, eg not come/leave kids/old people at home, or wear what I want them to wear and spend loads on wedding presents. All this after shelling out hundreds on outfits, travel, childcare etc

That the sort of thing you mean OP?

There is huge oxymoron in your fifth sentence.

Sane Mumsnetters? There exists no such creature, surely?

Yes! Exactly! A nice, gentle, civilised thread.

I think some of us start out sane.

Then we look into the heart of the TARDIS that is AIBU and we lose our minds

The TARDIS?! That must mean the Doctor is about somewhere!

It had better be David Tennant!!

I'm ready!

Haha!

Maybe he can save us.

Oh, look! He's over there!

Tights! On boys? But, but surely they'll catch the gay?

Who would do such a thing?

Is this doing it for you Psammead?

Oh, it's just like the good old days