DH terrible gas at PIL house - AIBU?

[Etalb]

Oh my god - my DH thinks it ok to stink the bedroom out because we r in single beds while staying at his parents house!!! Its disgustin - I have to wake up and breastfeed the baby while sleeping in his fetid fog - AIBU to want to inflict some kind of punishment on him????

yanbu leave a nappy next to him

Fart in his ear whilst he is sleeping, or altneratively dutch oven him.

If Fabby tells me what a Dutch oven is, I might agree you should do it :o

Lift up the covers fart and put the blanket over his head. Making a dutch oven.

Cork his arse and open a window?

Better still, get him to cork his own arse and open the window while he's up.

heheh Fabby! Good plan, I like it!

ha ha ha ha ha cork his ass.

OMG what happens if she was just about to cork it and he let one rip. Not pleasant!

I didn't know that's what it was called Fabby! I DH does this all the time :o

OP put a dirty nappy beside him on the pillow.

fabby

I wouldn't have advised that course of action had I thought.

'Sorry Etalb? How did you say you got that black eye??'

Agent ha ha ha ha ha

OP hey you could bottle it and sell it as a toxic gas, should make loadsa cash on eBay.

Eat lots of beans and egg and retaliate

And I bet some weirdo would buy the fucker too fabby

They would! Market it as a new type of stink bomb, great for the joke market!

How funny to have a whoopee cushion that when you sit on it not only does it make the noise but you also get the whiff, eu du shit.

I'd buy it!