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to have felt a frisson of satisfaction that MIL looked a touch askance at my very short skirt today

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Ormirian · 19/02/2011 18:38

when we called in unexpectedly?

It is much too short for a woman of 46! Really it is. And quite outrageous as it happens. But bugger me, there isn't much left to show off and my legs are pretty damned good (though I say it myself as didn't oughta).

And MIL kept subtly looking at my legs and averting her eyes. It was funny.

I asked DH is I looked like an aged herbivore in the clothing of a mere stripling of a sheep, and he said no. And my DC weren't embarrassed to be seen with me so I think I was within my rights.

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SecretNutellaFix · 19/02/2011 18:41

At any point did you turn around, bend down and reveal a significant lack of undegarmens? no?

then it's just her age and she is jealous!Grin

MrsSchadenfreude · 19/02/2011 18:41

Were you wearing opaque tights with it?

Ormirian · 19/02/2011 18:43

Yes mrss.

No I did not secret! I was taught how to get into sports cars in mini skirts so can be trusted to be discrete Grin

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megglevache · 19/02/2011 18:45

bare legs? {husspot}

Ormirian · 19/02/2011 18:47

MIL is very nice really. I get on well with her in the small doses neccessary. But I get fed up sometimes of being seen as the good, sensible, reliable one. I even had to provide the birthday cakes for her bloody 70th inspite of her having 3 children living nearbyish. And I am taking her to the opening ceremony of the Olympics (if I can get a ticket for us both) because she was born nearby and it's important to her and her bloody kids can't be arsed Hmm)

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diddl · 19/02/2011 18:47

"It is much too short for a woman of 46"

If you weren´t showing any knickers or parts thereof then I reckon it was OK.

I think it´s not your age but the state of your legs that determines whether or not it´s ok.

Ormirian · 19/02/2011 18:48

'husspot'! Oooh..... that made me feel all youthful and bad.... Grin

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LoopyLoopsHulaHoops · 19/02/2011 18:49

I love your writing style. :)

megglevache · 19/02/2011 18:55

Exactly. Joan Rivers wears PU hotpants! and she's old enough to be your granny.

AttillaTheMum · 19/02/2011 18:57

OP, I just read your second post
'Yes I did Secret'

as ... yes I did secrete

ergh... leaky

JamieLeeCurtis · 19/02/2011 18:58

Orm - your profile pics confirm you have the requisite good leggage. So I say - all power to you.

gilbonzothesecretpsychoduck · 19/02/2011 18:59

If they're your legs on you profile then I can't see any skirt being too short Envy I'd be walking around in my knickers if they were mine!! Grin

IgnoreYourTeethAndTheyGoAway · 19/02/2011 19:04

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Ormirian · 19/02/2011 19:30
Sad

Those legs are no longer mine! I have put on 2 stone since that photo was taken. But I have to say the legs have got away with it really. As long as I don't expose my arse or belly we'll all be OK Grin

I am losing it though! I really am

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chipmonkey · 19/02/2011 19:30

Orm, your profile says you're 43. Did you tell a little fib when you filled it out?Wink

nice legs, either way!Grin

Ormirian · 19/02/2011 19:34

No! I was 43 when I filled it out. But the age has increased as has the weight but neither have been updated. Am I supposed to change my age manually - I thought it worked it out for me.

As it happens I have just about reached the age when you have a temptation to say 'I'm 46 y'know!'

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MissyKLo · 19/02/2011 19:35

People should always wear what they want and as king as they are happy in it that's all that matters!

Sassybeast · 19/02/2011 19:37

I will be flashing my legs for as long as I can get away with it, seeing that the tummy, boobs and upper arms now require some degree of camoflauge Grin

Ormirian · 19/02/2011 20:01

sassy - I have been tempted to wear a one-man tent and legging before now! Accentuate the positive and all that.

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chipmonkey · 19/02/2011 20:35

I am getting close to needing a two man tent.Sad

Ormirian · 20/02/2011 13:38

I am back in jeans today. Much more sober and respectable Grin

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