Some fooking cat has taken to spraying on my front door. IT STINKS. I am fed up of washing/scrubbing/bleaching my porch every day.
My door is not very well fitting (think daylight round the edges) and my whole house smells. It really is the most unpleasant vile thing.
If I catch the thing I am going to kick it in the knackers.
Get your cooking fats neutered.