To wish that my cat...

[BiscuitBob]

...would stop biting me while I'm MNing and attacking my wine glass!

The swine!

Have another

I certainly will, cheers

You would think he'd respect my right to a relaxing Friday evening on MN. Ah well, he's had enough of eating my fingers and is off to attack the curtains now. Whoever said cats are relaxing has obviously never met my little monster darling.

So sweet (when they are asleep)

Mine walks on my keyboard and once, nearly posted something.

I wonder if she was been unreasonable?

Cats are bastards.

They park their catty arses on your keyboard.

Then they sneer at you out of their yellow catty eyes

Ours has just bitten my nose to wake me up.

I hate her.

Everyone else is still asleep.

The other night around 3am I awoke with a start to the most loud noise...banging and high pitched squealing.

I thought someone was breaking into the house or that the boiler was exploding!

Sneaked downstairs to discover neither of these were happening...couldn't work out where the noise was coming from....in and out every room.

Eventually discovered the STUPID cat inside the bath panel!! No idea how he got there...but was stuck and throwing himself against the hard plastic and wailing for help!!

I had to remove the panel in my half asleep state and rescue the STUPID cat...who scratched me and looked at me in utter disgust as if somehow it was ALL my fault!

How the bloody hell?? LOL!

QOD No Idea!

Although have spotted him back in the bathroom again sitting on the corner of the bath...so maybe he managed to work it loose enough to fall into and then the panel clicked back into place?!

The noise was incredible - I really thought it might be the boiler banging before blowing up!

Thats brilliant!
Our hamster once escaped, we didn't know it had, and there was scrabbling in the wall in our bedroom. Check hammy cage..... no hamster.
One hole sawn into plasterboard later.....1 hungry and dehydrated hammy!
Actually once I woke up and saw him sitting on the lid of the loo! (in my line of sight down the hall)
But the cat? inside the bath panel? hilarious!

LOL qod DS said I should have filmed it for youtube or you've been framed.

We had a hamster - pre cat. Was sitting outside in the garden one evening enjoying quite a few glassed of wine.

My friend says 'is it the wine or did your hamster just walk across the kitchen window?'
The cage was in the living room so hammie had escaped and made it up onto the window ledge in the kitchen!!

Are you sharing nicely? I'm sure if the kitty could just have a taste s/he would find out s/he didn't like it and leave you alone but it's only polite to offer....