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Original poster

mums-nutters!

44 replies

LauLauLemon · 16/02/2011 22:35

my misses tells me what you lot write about all the time, and ive got to say you all seem like harpies/banshees you complain and tell people to leave that the blokes are being unreasonable but if you were in that situation there is no way you would leave, so why dont you all just stop moaning and get back to the kids and the kitchen where you belong!

OP posts:
StealthPolarBear · 16/02/2011 22:36

ok i will

TrillianAstra · 16/02/2011 22:37

Booo-ring

Vallhala · 16/02/2011 22:37

Oooh, my first chance to do this:

Biscuit

Now off you fuck, dearie.

exoticfruits · 16/02/2011 22:38

I think that you could at least try and be a bit original!

OhForKuckingFuntsSake · 16/02/2011 22:38

see here

ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/02/2011 22:38

I agree with Trills.

Wink
MavisEnderby · 16/02/2011 22:39

Maybe you should take spelling lessons?very dull 0/10 for artistic impression or originality.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/02/2011 22:39

Do I need a cnut name?

ShowOfHands · 16/02/2011 22:39

I don't understand long words being but a mere woman. Is the answer 4 mister?

Maryz · 16/02/2011 22:39

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LittleMissHissyFit · 16/02/2011 22:40

You know OP, I had never seen it that way, you are absolutely right!

Silly me.

Back to the 1950s for me...

Some of the other girls are bit busy choosing new names, I'll go and give them a nudge and see if they can spare a moment of their valuable shaking it, baking it and faking it time.

Well, it was your misses that said she was faking it, couldn't comment about the rest...

BitOfFun · 16/02/2011 22:40

I'm cold in here Sad

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/02/2011 22:41

Oh, of course, how silly of me to think that I could lounge around on the sofa watching TV, when I should be in the kitchen.

Thank you for your words of wisdom.

steps101 · 16/02/2011 22:42

No really

peppapigbutty · 16/02/2011 22:43

Why don't you fuck off out to work to support your family instead of trolling on a website for MUMS?

psychoveggie · 16/02/2011 22:44

My missus tells me what you lot write about all the time, and I've got to say you all seem like harpies/banshees. You complain and tell people to leave; the blokes are being unreasonable. But if you were in that situation there is no way you would leave. So why don't you all just stop moaning and get back to the kids and the kitchen where you belong?

Have taken time to make your post more intelligible. However, no matter how you spell you must work on your style and content. Have a Brew and come back when you've had a wee think about yourself (or come up with something mildly entertaining).

Original poster
LauLauLemon · 16/02/2011 22:45

I was out the front having a crafty fag and I come back to find Mumsnet on.

That's the last time I save my passwords.

DH is rolling around laughing at his twelve year old antics genius. I called him an idiot who could at least spell correctly. He's gone to bed.

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PeterAndreForPM · 16/02/2011 22:46

Oh, I reeeeeeeeeally want you to shag me now < pants >

fuckthefuckoffyoufuckingfucker · 16/02/2011 22:47

You sound lovely - can I be your Ho?

PeterAndreForPM · 16/02/2011 22:49

Oh LauLau, if that was really your husband you should hang onto him very tightly

That post made me want to suck the cock right off of him < slavers >

BooYhoo · 16/02/2011 22:50

why are tehre so many of these husband takeover threads creeping in here?

Original poster
LauLauLemon · 16/02/2011 22:50

Luckily, he's not always this way and he's just been celebrating with his friends at the pub. A little too much to drink sends him into the depths of immaturity.

And he likes Matthew Wright. I mean, maybe I should just call it a day now? I'd be protecting the DC's from Matthew Wright.

OP posts:
gilly3 · 16/02/2011 22:51

crawl back in your hole little man,there,s a love...

PeterAndreForPM · 16/02/2011 22:51

'cos they ain't real, Boo

FluffyMuff · 16/02/2011 22:51

I just did a little wee I laughed that much at this.

......TMI???? Blush

I agree - Peter Andre should so be PM!!