i would like a 'stick two fingers up' smiley

[VinegarTits]

so i could stick two fingers up at all the other ridiculous suggestions for smileys, thanks

I want a goatse one

I'd also like a 'man up' one for people who think we need more smilies.

And a 'bollocks off' one for Tuesdays. I dislike Tuesdays.

And a gingerbread man.

I don't want other people to have them though. Just me.

'man up' is a good one

or 'grow a pair' with a pair of dangly balls

goatse? what would that look like?

Tuesdays are the worse of all the days

Enough already with smileys

Note to self :"never gogle images for goatse again"

I'd like an 'unclench fgs' smiley but can't imagine what it would look like.

Again, just for me.

Tuesdays are wank.

[arse]

i agree tuesday are [wank]

I would like a wagging finger people who break the Mumsnet rules eg making threads about threads

deadpan is a bloody marvelous suggestion for a smiley I think you'll find VT.

Oooh I would prefer a single finger one

What would be immensely useful is a hand doing a wanker sign. Although that would of course necessitate a moving smiley which is perhaps a step too far towards the Dark Side of NM.

arf at shirley
I think a goatse one could work in an alternative capacity for SOH's 'unclench' emoticon too.
Vinegar, don't. Really don't. Not even when you get home.

Out with the wine and tea. In with the deadpan.

heehee!

No, don't do it while at work.

[goatse]

surely an "unclench" smiley would be covered by the "goatse" smiley?

sorry, whydobrids, just noticed you said it first (was busy googling goatse)

im liking the sound of goatse more and more

yes get rid of the [wank] tea and wine

i want a [vodka] smiley

Ha, can you imagine if we swapped all the smileys for filthy ones? That would be awesome.

a [wanker] one would be good and a [TheTits] would be good too

I would like a 'if I see another smilie I'm going to slit my wrists' smilie

Maybe they should change after the watershed?

[getagrip]
[manthefuckup]
[unclenchfgs]
[tits]

That pom bear one makes me want to actually commit PomBear Assault. Don't ask me what that consists of, it's too harrowing.

or special friday night ones

[bumsex]
[vodka]
[fuck]
[cunt]
[arse]
[wank]

the list is endless