to get really irritated when i dont 'get' the latest status update game on facebook

[brokenmarrow]

Anyone seen the latest - seems to be some new twist on porn names or something usually involving the word tushy or to do with your rear ?

why am i always the last to get it ?

Tis crap - I haven't joined in the fun

success when we had men wondering for days what was with the colors and it made it to the News. Well this game has to do with a name, but not just any name, but your stripper name!
We all need a stripper name...
See what your stripper name will be, and please don't be a prude and ruin it!

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it on as your status with nothing more then your stripper name, so they know you participated.
Then don't forget to copy and paste this message and forward it to all your FB female friends inbox.
REMEMBER DO NOT EXPLAIN YOURSELF IN THE STATUS AND DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to

determine your new first name:

a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Alize
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j = Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Shasha
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

1. Use the second letter of your last name to

determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Fierce
q = Glamorous
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine

the second half of your new last name:

a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = licious
x = button
y = lick
z = juice . See what your stripper name will be, and please don't be a prude and ruin it!

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it on as your status with nothing more then your stripper name, so they know you participated.
Then don't forget to copy and paste this message and forward it to all your FB female friends inbox.
REMEMBER DO NOT EXPLAIN YOURSELF IN THE STATUS AND DO .

thank you for enlightening me dont think i will bother either but at least i know wtf they are all talking about

oh it's a bag of shite and I HATE stuff like that!! Your 'porn name' mught have been funny when you were 12, but when you're 40 and just makes you sound like a desperate middle aged saddo. HATE IT!