to leave DP because

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he ate all the jammie dodgers, shortbread and chocolate chippie cookies and filled it with fig rolls and plain chocolate digestives instead

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FFS

What a wanker.

Leave, now.

that is abuse

call WA

Careful. It's just a jammy dodger today. Tommorow it could be a Flake.

Just sayin'.

Tell him to kip in the spare room tonight and ration the naughties.

He really takes the biscuit, imo.

Plain chocolate digestives you say? If you kick him out can he bring them over here please?

Just leave now, take nothing with you, just the clothes on your back.

If you have time, sledge hammer the biscuit tin and leave it in your side of the bed. Oh he will get the shcik of his life. Bastard.

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i dont see the issue, fig roles are the best.

I forgot the biscuit was a jammie dodger - LOL

I think you're all right - I shall take the scissors to his suits

take a mallet to his knackers

YABU jammie dodgers are sickly.

M&S dunkers are the way forward.

Nowt wrong with a Fig roll... get a grip

Come on now; he's only thinking of your waistline and you do want to keep yourself in trim for him, don't you?
Don't you know that this season skirts are to be worn below the knee and you don't want to look podgy.

This is a waiting to exhale moment if I've ever heard one! Set his shit on fire!