Unpopular Opinions (just for fun) part 2

[HeathcliffMoorland]

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What does stocks mean?

Good Lord woman.

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I love Top Gear.

Wow, Gordy, something we agree on!

So if you've had a hysterectomy, you're not a woman?

Coronation Street is the Chuckle Brothers for grown ups, shite, not funny and Northern.

fek off gordy - I have been accused of not being 'feminine' because I don't wear makeup or a skirt - thats what I meant. can't post anything on here these days without some twat twisting it, even on a joke thread like this

pmsl Starlight

actually I had c-section so maybe I should change my name to Dave?

[sorry to all the lovely Northerners.....am just joking.] Response to Custy.

oh stop being techy - post and stand by it - and lighten up

Omg, me too with the c-section!

urgh! totally agree with Alouiseg - I was really looking forward to coming back here too - let's move on from the 4x4/gay/lesbian/n-word/ADHD guff. If the hair-pullers really feel that het up then get bogged down on another thread

Bollox...I retract my alcohol statement and accept your offer of wine...pass the bottle

Having the 'surprise' of the baby's gender does not make the birth any more special at all.

Jeremy Clarkson would be my top guest at a fantasy dinner party.

I respect Jodie Marsh's opinion on .....Bulldogs.

"The guys will still love her though, because lips like that give good head."

Disagree. It's what goes on inside the mouth, surely? She could still be all teeth or summat.

• Tana Ramsay is a simpering dick married to an even bigger simpering dick. They need citizenship on THE MOON. Gwan, bugger off. OR ditch your husband, smile a bit and you can stay.

• Colin Farell looks like Micheal Le Vell aka Kevin Webster from Corrie true fact.

• Probably been said already but Twilight is for teenaged girls, not grown women who have given birth. Robert pattinson looks like he's had a holiday in a veal shed.

I let my 9 year old watch sex and The City 2

I am not sure which is worse - the sexual content of the fact that is was possibly the worst film ever made

I don't really get attracted to slebs...

I only ever feel attracted to a man after speaking with him.

OR not of - and I did fast forward bits!

colin Farrel does look like that!
Agree re Tana Talentless Ramsay and her cock.

oh and vampires are rubbish - Zombies are the dogs balls

"Robert pattinson looks like he's had a holiday in a veal shed"
I still would though....

I don't think old people are cute and they don't deserve any special treatment just because they are old.

Totally agree about men Heathcliff

Brad Pitt does nothing for me. He has a huge chin. Angelina Jolie and Nigella Lawson look like they would have bad breath. Most food allergies (except mine) are made up by people wanting their DCs to be "precious", and detracts from people who have serious allergies. Getting a hair test at a "Chinese Medicine Shop" does not prove these allergies. Ditto various syndromes because middle class people can't bring themselves to accept that little Tristram and Araminta are thick. Don't inflict your insane raw food diet on your three year old daughter, she is not "mad for raw carrots" she is HUNGRY.

Angelina's lips will be used as a flotation aid when she is 70.

I love watching Jeremy Kyle. It's like car crash TV.

ummm..what else can I be controversial with?

Fat people look better in polyester tents, that's why all the shops which stock larger sizes are full of these clothes.

"fek off gordy - I have been accused of not being 'feminine' because I don't wear makeup or a skirt - thats what I meant. can't post anything on here these days without some twat twisting it, even on a joke thread like this"

TBF it didn't come across like that. I wasn't sure if you were bashing transsexuals or infertile ladies. You just need to brush up on your joking technique

Now settle yer bloomers and think of a sexy man who isn't sexy.