DP is fuzzy all over and takes ages to get dry after a shower in the morning. I didn't want him to catch cold wandering around in the nud, so I bought him a lovely dressing gown for Christmas.
It's now hanging in the bathroom. But O Horror! it gives off so much lint that I now have to dust and hoover the bathroom every blimmin day or I get massive navy-blue dust bunnies.
I realise it might impede its usefulness to DP, but AIBU to want to varnish the dressing gown so as to save on housework?