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Original poster

to want it up the bum

27 replies

spongebobsquareknickers · 05/02/2011 01:23

I enjoy anal sex.

But my DH is just so well endowed that its not comfortable, no matter how much lube we use. Plus its especially uncomfy since I got mahoosive piles after labour.

:(

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Original poster
spongebobsquareknickers · 05/02/2011 01:31

Its true, I swear, its a real problem!!

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Ladyofthehousespeaking · 05/02/2011 01:38

It's not Saturday! Oh..wait!
Yabu I think it's horrendous. I've done it.. Umm three times and nah. No thankyou.

justcarrots29 · 05/02/2011 07:14

YABFU Grin

VeryStressedMum · 05/02/2011 07:30

Get a bit tipsy works wonders for relaxing the muscles.

Not that I would know anything about that. I read it somewhere.

pantaloons · 05/02/2011 07:33
ambarth · 05/02/2011 08:02

Go to Ann Summers or a similar shop. They do vibrators and dildos in all different sizes specifically for up the bum. You will probably find one that's a comfortable fit.

You are not being unreasonable to like it up the bum. It's all down to preference. Personally I find anything anal a turn off. But your sex life isn't about what everyone else likes.

MsKLo · 05/02/2011 08:17

So you and your dh are back on track after you turfed him and his family out?! Seems strange you never updated on what happened after that?!

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spongebobsquareknickers · 05/02/2011 08:21

I AM NOT SQUAREBOB

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MsKLo · 05/02/2011 08:21

I have confused you with the other sponge so sorry!

Anyway - not my cup of tea but whatever floats your boat and all that!

pigletmania · 05/02/2011 08:22

each to their own, not my cup of tea buy hey ho Grin

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spongebobsquareknickers · 05/02/2011 08:23

:)
Think I may have to namechange again to save the confusion

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MarioandLuigi · 05/02/2011 08:28
Hmm
EricNorthmansMistress · 05/02/2011 09:26

Have you got your piles sorted? Childbirth put the brakes on bumsex for at least a year til all was back to normal. Plenty of booze and lube and it should be fun, but if not, try butt plugs or similar.

Oh my bloke's knob is too big Hmm what a problem! Grin

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spongebobsquareknickers · 05/02/2011 12:04

I know it sounds Hmm , but it is a real problem! When we first met, we could only have sex every few days (no 5 times a day like most early relationships) cause as funny as it sounds, its just too much to handle! Grin

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bubblewrapped · 05/02/2011 12:07

each to their own, but some parts of my body are for one way traffic only... and will be permanently staying that way...

mutznutz · 05/02/2011 12:09

If you want it up the marmite motorway, sort your piles out and work out a new position

GMajor7 · 05/02/2011 12:13

Er, maybe try having sex using your vagina? Hmm

mutznutz · 05/02/2011 12:18

But she wants anal sex GMajor

GMajor7 · 05/02/2011 12:25

Grim, grim, grim. The anus exists to expel faeces!

YABU, but it's your arse, so a small dildo might satiate your foul desire for shitter sex.

mutznutz · 05/02/2011 12:27

I was going to say LMAO but somehow it seems inappropriate Blush

GMajor7 · 05/02/2011 12:30

OP are the arse grapes not a turn off? Not sure my DP would be all that impressed.

bubblewrapped · 05/02/2011 12:31

I have never been able to understand why some men want to poke their bits about in someone elses poo...

Confused
mutznutz · 05/02/2011 12:32

Maybe she could turn them in to Wine...get drunk and go for it Grin

mutznutz · 05/02/2011 12:33

I think I'd be insulted Bubble and take it as a strong hint that my pelvic floor needs tightening lol

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