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A police woman just touched me on the shoulder

258 replies

GabbyLoggon · 04/02/2011 14:37

And said "Are you ok?" It could have been a heartstopping moment but it was comfortable

No handcuffs were produced; no warrant.

I write about the police under my own name; so it seems reasonable to on nodding terms with them.

I have talked to people who think that is unreasonable. (and maybe a bit dangerous)

But I take the view that the ordinary officer has no real say in the big decisions. so, what the hell

OP posts:
reelingintheyears · 04/02/2011 16:03

I'm sorry Gabby...
That was mean of me Sad

I do still think you should write a book though.

scurryfunge · 04/02/2011 16:04

Are you able to disclose the title of this book, Gabby?

BreconBeBuggered · 04/02/2011 16:06

Or at least tell us who your publisher is?

reelingintheyears · 04/02/2011 16:06

'The life and lives of GabbyLoggon'.?

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 04/02/2011 16:08

Are you published Gabby? :)

MrsNonSmoker · 04/02/2011 16:11

Ello Ello Ello, what's all this ere then?

MrsNonSmoker · 04/02/2011 16:11

If I come back later when I've had enough Wine will it all make sense?

giraffescantdirtydance · 04/02/2011 16:12

there used to be a member on babyworld 7 years ago called tracey and she was as much sence as gabby..ahh brings back memories!

GabbyLoggon · 04/02/2011 16:13

scurry another valid poster.

What kind of books have I written?

Well, I dont do novels.

I do little books with short true stories.
Some funny. Some serious.

A bit of light poetry. Even swearing when it really happened that way.

My last book was called "The last laugh.
(Playing extra time.,)"

Because I had pros cancer diagnosed.

 (the Ref must have lost his whistle)

Lets try and cut out the abuse and keep it reasoanble "Gabby"

OP posts:
GloriaSmut · 04/02/2011 16:14

Oh fuck. Our bases appear to belong to her.

Ormirian · 04/02/2011 16:15

I think the rest of us must be invalid Sad

Bugger.

reelingintheyears · 04/02/2011 16:15

Oi...i did say sorry...

QuickLookBusy · 04/02/2011 16:15

Oh Gabby, I am worried about you nowSad

Are you ok, are worried about the police woman?

ethelina · 04/02/2011 16:17

I love you Gabby Smile you make less sense than my son.

Valpollicella · 04/02/2011 16:18

Are you Adrian Mole Gabby?

Cheers
"Val"

xx

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 04/02/2011 16:19

Sorry to hear about the cancer, Gabby. Are you feeling well?

AlabasterQueen · 04/02/2011 16:19

Is English your first language Gabby? Because your posts completely and totally confuse me.

thx1138 · 04/02/2011 16:21

Gabby. The more I read of you the more I think you are my raving mad but quite lovely septuagenarian godfather. Do you live in Nottingham? I must know.

queenofboak · 04/02/2011 16:23

I heart Gabby a bit.

Don't get the "Gabby" thing though it always feels phased like a question IYSWIM

HattiFattner · 04/02/2011 16:24

if your book made as much sense as this thread, im not surprised that the police asked you if you were OK.

You sound slightly off centre and this could indicate a number of different conditions, from stroke, paranoia, mania, depression. Or maybe you just march to a different drummer.

The police officer was doing her job - saw someone who seemsa little strange, trusted her instincts and checked up on you in a benign, compassionate and friendly way.

queenofboak · 04/02/2011 16:26

Pressed post too soon

I also imagine "Gabby" accompanied with "air quotes"

Grin
spikeycow · 04/02/2011 16:26

That's nothing OP. The other day a fireman tickled me under my armpit as apple Mullerice pots rained downeth from the bright blue sky. Somewhere a squirrel danced haphazardly.

TyraG · 04/02/2011 16:28

Did she catch you will your stash of illegal cheese?

AtYourCervix · 04/02/2011 16:29

it's still just random words and i still don't get it.

Cheers. "Cervix"

AtYourCervix · 04/02/2011 16:31

and i reda "Gabby"'s profile and it's still more random words. Confused

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