A police woman just touched me on the shoulder

[GabbyLoggon]

And said "Are you ok?" It could have been a heartstopping moment but it was comfortable

No handcuffs were produced; no warrant.

I write about the police under my own name; so it seems reasonable to on nodding terms with them.

I have talked to people who think that is unreasonable. (and maybe a bit dangerous)

But I take the view that the ordinary officer has no real say in the big decisions. so, what the hell

Gabby, why do you write about the police?

Is there any context to this Gabby as it is difficult to make any sense of your post or know how to respond without this...and are you somebody with a public profile you are assuming others are aware of?

Am confused. Are you okay op?

Was touching your shoulder a big decision then? Do you think the order came from High Places?

Is your shoulder made of depleted uranium? Because that could be dangerous.

No YANBU!

or alternatively

Yes YABU.

Depending on what the OP means.

Is this a thread about a thread (I'm thinking maybe the one about the little boy who was tapped on the head with a swimming float)

Or do you do karate at an extremely high level so much so that your body is a lethal weapon? Then it could be dangerous for the police officer.

Chickens.. I write about the police because they are a necessary part of our society...and the top brass need keeping an eye on. "Gabby"

PS Now I shall tell you a serious part of this story.

Oooh please do.

am riveted....

OP you write about the police like they are a new movement whose services need publicising

Keep writing about the police Gabby... the kind of bollocks you churn out will give the poor buggers a laugh.

what the fuck are you talking about - nothing you have written makes any fucking sense

I would call the police if I were you.

I'm confused by the OP.

Is shoulder a euphemism for bum?

Did she tap you on the shoulder with a swimming float?

This SERIOUS but interesting.

I knew the officer because she patrolled the precinct.

About 18 months ago she approached me with a very anxious look on her face.

And said "I wont be here for some months
have you written a book I can read?"

She was missing the next day, I enquired:
It was cancer.

So I sent one of my little books to her through a 3rd party...about 6 months went by, and she was back on duty..I said did you like the book?"...she said "Yes."

I said "show it to your mates at the station" I assume she did. cheers "Gabby"

PS so you see these things do have a serious side

Oh god, how funny how awful

Hope you are recovering Gabby. Do you need a help line number or any special help?

Regards Quick

it's the inverted commas that do it for me. Just so we know that these are not the wise words of a chirpy, preppily-dressed sports presenter.

Cheers, "Shrew"

I often want to touch you on the shoulder and ask if you are ok, "Gabby". Often.

?

This is like something from the another dimension. Have we been taken over by the conservatives aliens?

Cheers Quick