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A police woman just touched me on the shoulder

258 replies

GabbyLoggon · 04/02/2011 14:37

And said "Are you ok?" It could have been a heartstopping moment but it was comfortable

No handcuffs were produced; no warrant.

I write about the police under my own name; so it seems reasonable to on nodding terms with them.

I have talked to people who think that is unreasonable. (and maybe a bit dangerous)

But I take the view that the ordinary officer has no real say in the big decisions. so, what the hell

OP posts:
victoriascrumptious · 04/02/2011 21:30

Hello Gabby,
I observe police bandwidths as a little side interest.

Some of them have been implanted with chips.

One of them lives on my street. He hangs out his washing every thursday (weather permitting). He has countless pair of underwear all in the same style and colour and ducks congragate in his garden

I'm wise to it

nobodysbaby · 04/02/2011 21:47

The OP is much funnier now that Count Arthur is voicing it in my head.

usualsuspect · 04/02/2011 21:48

The more I drink .the more I like Gabby

Thingumy · 04/02/2011 21:54

The more I drink,the more I sound like Gabby.

usualsuspect · 04/02/2011 21:55

The more I drink,the more I understand Gabbys posts

StealthPolarBear · 04/02/2011 21:57

Weebles wobble but they DON'T FALL DOWN

StealthPolarBear · 04/02/2011 21:58

YOU MAY TAKE OUR POMBEAR BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM

TragicallyHip · 04/02/2011 22:13

I think Stealth has too many of these Wine

Have a Bear instead

TheShriekingHarpy · 04/02/2011 22:14

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TattyDevine · 04/02/2011 23:28

I want to have Gabby round for a Sunday Roast. I reckon he'd be one of those guests you just have in depth yet random yet totally stimulating conversation with for hours and hours and you sit at the table talking and talking long after the meal has ended until you get a deep vein thrombosis and have to leave and get some Warfarin.

I did eventually get the basic jist of this post though. It was the lack of background and context that had us confused more than anything Gabby.

Cheers "Tatty" Grin

Thingumy · 04/02/2011 23:54

I think if you invited "gabby" for a sunday roast it would be akin to inviting the local town/village 'character' around.

Our local 'character' used to run alongside all the vehicles in the slow lane in his vest and shorts.

He was often spotted in the next town (12 miles away) trying to out beat the coaches on a incline.

spongebobsquareknickers · 05/02/2011 00:30

I'm worried...

"Gabby"s posts make perfect sense to me today!

Off to get myself sectioned!!

shinyshoes · 05/02/2011 00:45

I ain't got a fucking clue what is going on Hmm

MadamDeathstare · 05/02/2011 01:27

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GabbyLogon · 07/08/2017 14:18

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ShatnersWig · 07/08/2017 14:20

ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE

But unusually dug up by the person that started the thread SIX YEARS AGO. Which must be a record.

GabbyLogon · 07/08/2017 14:24

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Flowersandfootballs · 07/08/2017 14:27

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Phosphorus · 07/08/2017 14:30

Gabby???

As irritating as you were, I kind of miss you. Grin

A bit like (whispers..) Mitmoo ..

TheImprobableGirl · 07/08/2017 14:33

Alas this is a troll trolling a troll... see GabbyLogon (new) and GabbyLoggon (old

JetBoyJetGirl · 07/08/2017 14:39

Haha, now there's a name I haven't seen for a while.

Gosh, and mitmoo

YetAnotherSpartacus · 07/08/2017 14:40

There's something in the air isn't there?

Serialweightwatcher · 07/08/2017 14:45

This is from 2011 - what's going on Confused

Serialweightwatcher · 07/08/2017 14:46

3/5 threads I have read today are a lot of cack - think I may wait until after the school hols

Salmotrutta · 07/08/2017 14:49

A big klaxon goes of in MNHQ if you mention Mitmoo

Hello Gabby!

I miss your random postings.