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To fancy Boris Johnson

31 replies

kittycat37 · 02/02/2011 22:55

Oh Yuck - I can't stand the stupid tory arse,

but just now on newsnight, I dunno, I felt a flicker of.....

NO!!!

Yuck yuck yuck

It's totally unreasonable to fancy that awful man, isn't it?????

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CockularDepravity · 02/02/2011 22:57

No, Boris is a man of great intellect and not inconsiderable schoolboy charm. I imagine he would be a considerate and caring lover.

His hair is quite awful, though.

fannyfoghorn · 02/02/2011 22:58

Def better than Ed Milliband Smile. I reckon he'd be fun to go on a date with.

pigletmania · 02/02/2011 22:58

he is nice in a boyish way.

LemonDifficult · 02/02/2011 22:59

You aren't alone. Apparently he claimed he hasn't needed to wank since the mid-Eighties.

hocuspontas · 02/02/2011 23:02

He thinks he's God's gift to women. He makes me want to vomit so yes, YABU. Go and have a cold shower asap.

CockularDepravity · 02/02/2011 23:02

I now have a mental image of Boris performing his 'O' face whilst being milked by his PA.

It is not a pretty sight.

kittycat37 · 02/02/2011 23:03

I do actually think he's pretty horrible and it has already worn off - I was shocked that I even for a second could see what people found attractive.

He has no moral compass I think.

But he is quite funny.

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bubblewrapped · 02/02/2011 23:04

I now need to bleach my mind CD Confused

kittycat37 · 02/02/2011 23:05

Cockular - ha ha ha

yuck

oh god

I think I'm just a bit desperate at the moment

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LemonDifficult · 02/02/2011 23:06

He has character and leadership and boyishness and humour and power.

Hence, no wanking.

He did the maths.

kittycat37 · 02/02/2011 23:13

?????

'He did the maths' = the wanking maths???

Oh dear.

loads of Boris fans on here.

Me and my stupid aberrant random momentary fancyings......

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LemonDifficult · 02/02/2011 23:23

Yeah, but he forgot to factor in

'Don't talk publicly about when you last masturbated'

A subtraction from his sexiness total, I think

woollyideas · 02/02/2011 23:26

A considerate and caring lover, Cockular?

He strikes me as a two pumps and a squirt kind of guy.

Nancy66 · 02/02/2011 23:48

I've met him - he's very charming and very, very funny. I find funny a big turnon.

BootyMum · 02/02/2011 23:50

Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Definitely a two pumps and then squirt public schoolboy woolly Grin

BustleInYourHedgerow · 02/02/2011 23:56

Personality, yes. Looks on. So perhaps YABU. But perhaps not. HTH

DirtyMartini · 02/02/2011 23:58

PMSL at 'two pumps and a squirt'

Maud2011 · 03/02/2011 09:13

Hehe, I had my own Blush moment during the mayoral election campaign: having thought for years he was ludicrously unattractive I was suddenly invaded by "inappropriate" thoughts of the man. He's definitely got something and he is very funny, though the wanking comment is gross!

Not that I need putting off him, I have a crush on Ed Miliband now Smile.

Pseudo341 · 03/02/2011 11:10

YABU

Boris is mine

Hands off! Grin

meadowlarks · 03/02/2011 11:35

There is something about him. He's very funny and charismatic, but I'd rather not think about him wanking, to be honest. Grin Though having said that, I do wonder if he uses lots of posh expletives in bed - "Roger me! Come on you oik!" etc etc.

And yuck at Ed Miliband; he and his brother look like extras from Planet of the Apes.

TheSugarPlumFairy · 03/02/2011 11:39

i had a highly erotic dream about boris when i just about to pop pregnant. I have never ever been able to look at him the same way since.

In my dream he was very good though Grin.

GandTiceandaslice · 03/02/2011 12:29

I love him. He is mine. And he follows me on Twitter.
I haven't had an etrotic dream abnout him. I did have an erotic dream about Dave Meyers from The Hairy Bikers though. Confused

LittleOneMum · 03/02/2011 14:31

You are JOKING ladies, right?

He is an awful man. I live near him and ... oh, actually I'd better not post that top bit of gossip about him on a public website, but trust me, he is not a nice man.

Maud2011 · 03/02/2011 14:45

LittleOneMum that's a terrible thing to say - not that he's not a nice man, but that you know a choice piece of gossip you're not letting on, you're winding us up, aren't you Hmm Grin

Feegle · 03/02/2011 14:46

YABU [boak]

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