To fancy Boris Johnson

[kittycat37]

Oh Yuck - I can't stand the stupid tory arse,

but just now on newsnight, I dunno, I felt a flicker of.....

NO!!!

Yuck yuck yuck

It's totally unreasonable to fancy that awful man, isn't it?????

No, Boris is a man of great intellect and not inconsiderable schoolboy charm. I imagine he would be a considerate and caring lover.

His hair is quite awful, though.

Def better than Ed Milliband . I reckon he'd be fun to go on a date with.

he is nice in a boyish way.

You aren't alone. Apparently he claimed he hasn't needed to wank since the mid-Eighties.

He thinks he's God's gift to women. He makes me want to vomit so yes, YABU. Go and have a cold shower asap.

I now have a mental image of Boris performing his 'O' face whilst being milked by his PA.

It is not a pretty sight.

I do actually think he's pretty horrible and it has already worn off - I was shocked that I even for a second could see what people found attractive.

He has no moral compass I think.

But he is quite funny.

I now need to bleach my mind CD

Cockular - ha ha ha

yuck

oh god

I think I'm just a bit desperate at the moment

He has character and leadership and boyishness and humour and power.

Hence, no wanking.

He did the maths.

?????

'He did the maths' = the wanking maths???

Oh dear.

loads of Boris fans on here.

Me and my stupid aberrant random momentary fancyings......

Yeah, but he forgot to factor in

'Don't talk publicly about when you last masturbated'

A subtraction from his sexiness total, I think

A considerate and caring lover, Cockular?

He strikes me as a two pumps and a squirt kind of guy.

I've met him - he's very charming and very, very funny. I find funny a big turnon.

Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Definitely a two pumps and then squirt public schoolboy woolly

Personality, yes. Looks on. So perhaps YABU. But perhaps not. HTH

PMSL at 'two pumps and a squirt'

Hehe, I had my own moment during the mayoral election campaign: having thought for years he was ludicrously unattractive I was suddenly invaded by "inappropriate" thoughts of the man. He's definitely got something and he is very funny, though the wanking comment is gross!

Not that I need putting off him, I have a crush on Ed Miliband now .

YABU

Boris is mine

Hands off!

There is something about him. He's very funny and charismatic, but I'd rather not think about him wanking, to be honest. Though having said that, I do wonder if he uses lots of posh expletives in bed - "Roger me! Come on you oik!" etc etc.

And yuck at Ed Miliband; he and his brother look like extras from Planet of the Apes.

i had a highly erotic dream about boris when i just about to pop pregnant. I have never ever been able to look at him the same way since.

In my dream he was very good though .

I love him. He is mine. And he follows me on Twitter.
I haven't had an etrotic dream abnout him. I did have an erotic dream about Dave Meyers from The Hairy Bikers though.

You are JOKING ladies, right?

He is an awful man. I live near him and ... oh, actually I'd better not post that top bit of gossip about him on a public website, but trust me, he is not a nice man.

LittleOneMum that's a terrible thing to say - not that he's not a nice man, but that you know a choice piece of gossip you're not letting on, you're winding us up, aren't you

YABU [boak]