to wish I was Clint Eastwood or Michael Caine........

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A La Gran Torino or Harry Brown .......... i.e. an old pensioner with military training and nothing left to lose who could go around giving a serious ass-kicking to yobs.
(BUT NOT KILLING THEM!!!). And making them understand that old people contributed to their freedom of speech.
Just a lttle fantasy I have.........

Thought this might result in some serious flaming!! Honestly though ...... sometimes I'd love to kick some yobbish ass. I can dream can't I?
My fantasy scenario would be to kick a yob's ass but make them realise the error of their ways. Then have them turn a corner and become a good citizen. Bad Film Script territory, I know.
.... only in fiction I suppose.