People on fecking facebook who have their name as 'MummyLovesMiniChavJeremyKyle

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

For example.

Drives me fucking POTTY, it's soooo juvenile .Grrrrr

Example, mummysarahlovessebastianwhippersnitch

MummyLovesPortiaCheapskate [bangry]

They're your CHILDREN ffs, loving them comes with the job description, you don't have to let the world know by mooning it like a 14 year old with a new puppy.

Makes my bloody teeth itch it does

I dont know what your on about because I cannot read you big words,I have just finished a bottle of wine, but I feel sorry for you because nowon as answered you

You are meant to register on FB with your real name, so just report them.

I think reporting them is a bit OTT

I don't know anyone who has ridiculous names like that tho!

Theres one on now 'Sarah loves jaiden price'

Grr, drives me batty

And don't get me started on people who say 'lil' in place of little, grrrr !

I don't post on facebook under my real name and I think that's quite sensible. However, there's okay names and vomtastic ones.

Have you considered new friends?

I think you should take a long hard look at your friends list

Welllllllllllllll, that particular one is the sister of an old schoolfriend who died, so can't turf her off.

Am gonna clear some others out tho, and maybe hide her, it makes my teeth itch

I've never seen one like that! Must live a very sheltered life or have dull as shit friends

I've never seen the point of not posting under my real name on Facebook. That's the whole point of it, surely? It's a place where people who know you can find you.

Or at least they could until "Princess Gaga Aftermath♥" and her lil friendz took over.

What about couple who share a fb profile as chris'n'dee or sililar??! That really makes me want to [vom] especially when they're unattractive in every way

oops... similar

Absolutely agree fortyplus. Yuck!

Stoppit, makes me wanna scratch me eyes out

My friend has one on her page paula proudmummy grogan

Grrrr !

A married couple I know do this fortyplus but they are a good looking couple so I'll let them off

Dh has his name in Spanish and Italian, I don't think that's too bad.

ApocalypseCheeseToastie I think you need to get new friends or just hide all the offensive ones..

Here's something to amuse you.. change the language on your fb prifile from English (UK) to English (Pirate)

profile God... 2nd glass of wine...

The worst ones are the teenagers.

Annabel Justinbieberlover Smith
and
Tasha CherylColeTweedy Brown
and
Lizzie JLSareOMGsocool Jones

and so on.

(Made up examples, but close to the real thing.)

The they have their friends as "siblings" or "wifeys" [rolleyes]

Yes, I know we don't have a [rolleyes] but we so need one.

UnquietSarahHardingsSecretBoyfriendDad

Annoys me too. I've got a friend who's 13 and she has beiber as her middle name. Fair enough, she's 13.
But someone I work with who I'd be happy to have as a friend has 'briefcase wanker' in the middle of his name (he looks a bit like thingy from The Inbetweeners) so I'm hoping he doesn't want to add me as I don't really want that appearing on my mum's fb if he happened to comment on something I put.

I don't have any of these friends with silly names. I'm going to look for some, I know a couple of teenagers they must have some mates who have done it.......

I totally see that the OP is talking about face book but must admit that the irony of someone called

ApocalypseCheeseToastie

getting grrrrrr about silly names

is making me pmsl

yes Im bored I'll get me coat now {blush]

AHEM !!

I will ave you know there is HISTORY behind the name ApocalypseCheeseToastie. [bangry]

So leave orf

I consider myself told

YANBU

Please can we round them all up and put them in the corner with people who have email adresses such as 'thesmithfamilypaignton@'
'sallydavejoshandkaty@' 'theblairfaily@'.

Can these people honestly not think of individual email names?

MN is a bit different to FB tho fit2drop

FB you use your real name and MN you use a nickname and I can't see anything wrong with ApocalypseCheeseToastie just the same as I can't see anything wrong with using fit2drop as a user name.

Massively YABU.

They are your friends.

Although I'd say yabu purely on the minichav title.