To wish that Iggle Piggle

[cobbledtogether]

Would TWOC the sodding Ninky Nonk and go on a carmageddon rampage and wipe out the whole bloody squeaky garden?

Why am I even asking? You know I'm not!

YANBU and I think the Tombliboos need to be served a noise abatement order, and have their instruments taken away. They are noisy and shite musicians.

Who the hell makes up all these stupid names? Are the writers all on a come down from a bad acid trip or something?

YANBU The whole lot of them deserve ASBOs. Can just picture Upsy Daisy 'avin' a fag outside court while Iggle Piggle gives onlookers the finger.

Indeed MrsChemist, but only after you've finished ramming Upsy Daisy's blood megaphone where the sun doesn't shine.

mutznutz - if thats what acid does to you. Just say NO!

mimimimimimi mimimimi

Aw. The Night Garden makes me cry. Seriously.

First get a large boot.

Here's pontipines, come to babyheave.

Feckless overbreeding weirdos.

I think Iggle Piggle spits out of the Pinky Ponk into the Pontipines' garden.

Love the blood megaphone! Her singing is rather like infected blood spurting arterially over the garden.

However the most sinister thing is that Iggle Piggle arrives and leaves. He is the outsider who breaks the utopia. If the utopia were unobserved, it would be perfect. It is Iggle Piggle's presence which makes it into this dystopia which has so traumatised you all. (Notwithstanding the Ninky Nonk's ability to breach the Green Wall. The Pinky Ponk doesn't touch down Outside, does it?)

Is the Ninky Nonk a ferryman?

Ahhhh, Jareth, it's been too long since I saw that YouTube video. Thank you! Mwah.

YANBU but nothing a bit of weedkiller and insecticide couldn't sort out.

I find Iggle Piggle and Upsie Daisy's relationship a bit suspect.

And what's with no trousers on the Tombiloos?

My husband likes to recite:

The Tombiloos are friends of mine, I see them on the weekend. And drink their wine.

I personally think it's one big orgy when Iggle Piggle sets off in his boat.

stranded, when I saw that one I immediately thought, people have been phoning Cbeebies to complain that their little darling won't go to sleep without having his palm stroked so this is the compromise!

Jareth, don't know where you get them from, but love your LOL links :o

Upsy daisy watch her come, she likes Iggle up her bum, is what we sing.

But not in earshot of the DCs

Stranded - are you not traumatised by those floating noseless freaks?

Who dreams up the names? "The Titifers have sung their song"!
Wasn't Derek Jacobi once a respected Shakespearian actor?

You are nothing but a bunch of heartless sods
Iggle Piggle is now out of work and homeless thanks to the BBC not doing anymore shows. He was last seen living in a cardboard box and taking drugs
Give the poor bastard a chance

Upsy Daisy is Iggle Piggle's beard. That is all. Oh, actually, no it's not. What's with the weird Catholic pontipine cardinals... eh?

awwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh itng is ds2s fav

Dora is more annoying, I miss Iggle piggle and his beard

I feel upset for the Wottingers, they are always ignored, its not fair.

me too cereal - they were on tonight, but there's too much pontypine for my liking. I mean - two families with 8 kids living next to each other. What are the chances of that?

More to the point, how exactly did they get 8 children when they sleep in separate beds, head to head.