...to fancy Andrew Marr

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If you make your eyes go blurry and turn down the lights he looks almost like Daniel Craig.

Yeah, sexy in the way Nicolas Witchell is sexy, i.e., not at all

eurgh! Nicholas Witchell is NOT in Andrew Marr's league. That is just rude.

Ever since this thread came up I've been trying to remember the name of the gorgeous blond one - Andrew Roberts - now he is fanciable.

I think it was jo brand who said he looked like a deflated Martin Clunes which I thought was rather funny - and true!

Now Will Self is on the BBC and I've gone all funny over him, too!

Where is GabbyLoggon. Quick, Gabby! We are talking about broadcasters

Not Nick Witchell, that awful man!

If we're expanding to broadcasters in general, it has to be Prof Brian Cox. He is loverly. Mmmm...

Brian Cox? Doesn't he look a bit like a ladyboy?

Well he is a bit on the pretty side, but such great teeth. And so enthusiastic about the solar system. Cor!

Oh I so would with Andrew Marr. Proper thinking woman's Crumpet. Not Pesto though. I recall that he speaks like that to overcome a stammer though.

Now Marr and Paxman, that would really float my boat

Paxman? Phwoar! The man who was unafraid of confronting Marks and Spencer about the inadequate support offered by their Y fronts.

Double phwoar!

Even in the cold light of day I still fancy Andrew Marr. Should I see my GP?

I feel I'll.

Ill! Dammit ill. Fucking predictive text bastard twat.