to think anyone who has anything other than missionary style sex in the dark, once a month is a sick freak..

[welltodo]

Its just not right any other way!

YANBU! And only if it's written on the yummy mummy calendar.

I love being a freak

once a month you say .....

Oh yes organised mum should do a sticker

You have SEX??

Freak.

Ha ha.

Depending on the thread I either feel like a sick insatiable freak or a sick dull freak.

what would that sticker look like?

I use the same stickers that we get with the Frontline flea treatment - every five weeks.

Very useful.

ONCE a month?!? Nay, anything more than once a decade is a sure sign of perversion.

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The cat has spotted the routine now and we have to de-flea her first or retrieve her from the top of the plum tree.

Sex?!?! [fingers in ears, fingers in ears, hands over eyes, runs away terrorized]

Sex....sex...hmmm...nope doesn't ring a bell.

Personally, I feel its disgusting to have s** when you are not trying to conceive a child (po-faced and not actually serious)

Oh i'm a right freak then. Manshape and i have Shagged With Intent ten times since Thursday and i'm knackered and saddle sore

Monthly procreation? What on earth for?

Dee

but that is ok because you didn't do it for fun

Does oral count?

I get a lot of oral. Dh says it makes me less grumpy to live with.

Once a month?? You wanton slut! Once a year more like, and only until you have had a least 20 children.

And heaven forbid you have an orgasm - it's a complete myth you know

We do have it marked on the calender only with a discreet star which only I and DH would understand. It is better during the winter months as not as much light comes through the curtains.

It's people like you that embodies all that is wrong in society.

Well I think once a month is revolting. I have only ever had sex three times in my life, and was lucky enough to get pregnant each time.

I can't see the fascination of having sex other than to reproduce.

One of my ex-friends confided that she had just bought a sex toy

I also get cross when DH repeatedly suggests I go to Ann Summers' parties. It would be so rude of me seeing as I don't even know the woman.