To not believe the SHITE this woman was piling into her trolley ??....

[SatansLittleHelper]

Grubby child hanging off the side, chomping on a sausage roll swigging cold tea from a bottle natch....

My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw the crap attempt of food going down the checkout, pizzas, crisps, pack after pack of biscuits, gallons of fizzy pop, crate after crate of fruitshoots.....

I was disgusted, not a bag of grapes, apples or oranges in sight, poor boy, bet he dosen't know what a proper meal is [bsad] His mother had AUNTIE tattooed across her neck ffs, why do these people even BREED ?

McHobbes, the phrase is actually

Never over organic-free-range-egg the piece of organic pesticide free home grown fruit-because-we-dont-eat-refined-sugar

oh FFS

it's not funny.

I don't get these threads.

And I shop in Asda, it's really not that bad

Of course it is. Do forgive me my crassness.

Oh very good re "was she wearing pyjamas".

Sips cup of Earl Grey and anticipates abuse as she really does give skinny teen Tesco value sausage rolls as a snack for the walk to school in the morning.

How common!

I think you were mistaken.Cold tea is too full of anti-oxidants, it must have been Barcadi and coke

Snob.

This must be a piss take

Oh I see it is

ha fucking ha

grubby child - check
sausage roll - check
tea in a bottle - check
junk food - check
fruit shoots - check
tattoos - check

missing - eating unpaid for food
swearing
overhearing the child being called Joop

I know this is a wind up, but is it a piss take of some mners attitudes to what they call 'chavs' or a piss take of the sort of person the posts describe?

Hecate, you had to ask didnt you?

That one will keep me going all night now! But my initial suspicions are that it is meant to be a piss take of the snobs, but that secretly the OP has the same attitude as the snobs which is why the piss take came so easily to her!

Also missing,

Child being bought an age inappropriate video game that includes killing whores and stealing cars.

Child being belted so hard it flies down the crisps 'n' pop aisle

Fair play to her though, wearing her white jeans in January.

Very fashion forward and Spring/Summer 2011. Full fashion points there.

SHUT UP
TWAT