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To not believe the SHITE this woman was piling into her trolley ??....

92 replies

SatansLittleHelper · 26/01/2011 15:54

Grubby child hanging off the side, chomping on a sausage roll swigging cold tea from a bottle natch....

My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw the crap attempt of food going down the checkout, pizzas, crisps, pack after pack of biscuits, gallons of fizzy pop, crate after crate of fruitshoots.....

I was disgusted, not a bag of grapes, apples or oranges in sight, poor boy, bet he dosen't know what a proper meal is [bsad] His mother had AUNTIE tattooed across her neck ffs, why do these people even BREED ?

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mutznutz · 26/01/2011 16:18

Honestly, I wanted to put my hand over hers and tell her to just STOp, and think about what she's doing to her child for a minute, so sad the lives some people live....

Oh ffs for all you know she might have bought that stuff for a party...or even a friend/neighbour Hmm

Just cos there was no fruit and veg there, doesn't mean her kids don't eat it.

clevercloggs · 26/01/2011 16:19

were there value sausagerolls in the trolley

now that is abuse :o Grin

Bogeyface · 26/01/2011 16:19

I wish you had told her to STOp etc etc and then i could pmpl at your post about your fat lip :o

claig · 26/01/2011 16:22

sounds like you're jealous

tethersend · 26/01/2011 16:23

"Grubby child hanging off the side, chomping on a sausage roll swigging cold tea from a bottle natch...."

Wow- sod the trolley of crap, the child has three arms Shock

SatansLittleHelper · 26/01/2011 16:24

Jealous of her muffin top hanging over her stained white jeans and gold hooped earrings ?

Sadly not....

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Bogeyface · 26/01/2011 16:25

Great, thanks Tethersend, I now have a coffee flavoured laptop:o

Perhaps he is a mutant from all those evil additives?!

:o:o

McHobbes · 26/01/2011 16:25

haha ha Bogeyface!

Notalone · 26/01/2011 16:25

You will find no fruit or veg at all in my trolley. NONE. Because I buy it all separately in the market before. However I have had the withering looks from stuck up arses like you who just ASSUME I don't buy it and that my DS has scurvy.

If this is all you have to worry about then I envy you

Bogeyface · 26/01/2011 16:26

Come on Satan, we have had our laugh, you have achieved your aim of lots of attention and silly comments. You can stop now!

belledechocchipcookie · 26/01/2011 16:26

lol! at a three armed child!! Grin

Child could have a metabolic condition which means he needs to eat this stuff but it's none of your business!

McHobbes · 26/01/2011 16:26

Did you call Social Services to register your 'concern'? Wink

Meita · 26/01/2011 16:28

If you'd see me in Tesco you'd think the same. Thing is, we get our organic veg and fruit delivered in a box, milk from the milkman, and make our own bread. The only reason we go to the shops is to stock up - on pasta, rice, flour etc. but also on treats, which will then last a while. And for the occasional meat and fish. So in my trolley you'd see piles of treats and probably enough meat & fish to last in the freezer for a month - you'd think we live terribly unhealthily. You'd never guess how wrong you were getting it.
As for the grubbiness, that's a mark of middle-classness, in my books. Most teachers will confirm that working class kids are usually much cleaner and tidier and better dressed than middle classers.

RIZZ0 · 26/01/2011 16:28

Gosh you just can't move for the irony of late...

cornsilk · 26/01/2011 16:30

what was in your trolley then OP apart from judgy pants and bitter lemon?

McHobbes · 26/01/2011 16:30

Pmsl!!!

SatansLittleHelper · 26/01/2011 16:30

I saw her outside when I was unlocking my bike (cycled to organic butchers) being picked up in a huge 4x4, didn't have chance to get numberplate tho, driving everywhere can't be good for their health either....

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wonderstuff · 26/01/2011 16:31

ROFL @ not in waitrose.
This is a joke right?
Bear

McHobbes · 26/01/2011 16:31

Ah I seeee...you're on the wind up!

Tally ho!

SatansLittleHelper · 26/01/2011 16:31

just caffeine free teabags, it's the only place near to me that sells them ...

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PinkCanary · 26/01/2011 16:32

You can't have been in my ASDA. otherwise you'd have noticed that every single trolley looked like that.

claig · 26/01/2011 16:32

just because you're a lettuce chomping green, doesn't give you the right to be jealous of those enjoying the high life.

Bogeyface · 26/01/2011 16:33

STOP SATANS!!!!

A wind up is one thing, but you dont know when to stop do you?!

For future reference, it is after the second or at a push, third post by the OP defending their outrageous comments. Then you stop, sit back and watch the thread unravel.

Does MN do lessons in "Thread Wind Ups"? If it doesnt, it should!

cornsilk · 26/01/2011 16:33

was she wearing pyjamas?

McHobbes · 26/01/2011 16:35

Yes - less is more!

Never over egg the pudding!

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