..... 40 something year old man pushing a buggy while skateboarding (very clever thus far) DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!! You dork, GROW UP!
If you don't endanger your baby you're going to give some old dear driving to the shops a heart attack as actually you are dressed in black, with a dark buggy have no lights and no it's not actually dark but it is DIM.
Your turn .............