to be sipping gin and eating bourbons at this time

[Memoo]

Oh and don't worry about the DC, they all walk home from school on their own! and its all Trinitys fault!!!

Honestly, since she got that new boyfriend, she's turned into a right little monkey

Would IBU to call SS??

yabu cause you're drinking gin vodka all the way baby

xxx hunni xxxx

8 mintues since my last fart, 13 hours since I last kissed my dearly loved third heavenly sent wonderfulness xxxxx

You are def BU - chocolate digestives go much better with gin than bourbons

Actually I think you all want us to say "ooh poor Memoo, let's all send her some money to get proper biscuits as bourbons aren't very nice"

I hope that you aren't adding slimline tonic to the gin btw, the aspartame is Very Bad for you.

I meant 3 not 13.... not that it matters.....

Five minutes until I am late to pick up up my darling LO from nursery.

Mokpo bourbons are the best!

Hope it's Bombay Sapphire gin and Waitrose organic Bourbons with extra lentils!

Haha my auto correct is going mental

lentils have no place on this thread Lion.

nowt rong wi borbons hun
I luv ta splt em aprt and lic the crem like eh innit xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I need a shower

trinity

Trin, u r gr8 hun bless xx

Lentils deleted by Mumsnet.

YABU.

I don't know why everyone thinks it's funny and clever that the OP should be drinking gin in the middle of the day when they have children to deal with this afternoon.

She should be drinking bourbon, not eating bourbons.

:o

found it!

hi hun...bit early isn't it?

yabu

Hobnobs nicer

xxx

is it too early to open my wine - even though i have to go to school, no one will notice due to everyone been ignorant sods inthis town that they dont speak, so i dont have to speak to them so they wont smell the wine!

Vallhala, i have custard creams too if that's more your thing

Hi Susan Hun, nah hob nobs are far too posh for me

Right, what to give the kids for tea, tinned smartprice meatballs or Greggs sausage rolls? hmmm