to ask people to stick to the topic on a thread?

[jumpingcastles]

Am I?

I have seen loads of threads where OP makes a case but somewhere in the discussion, the whole issue collapses and other people take over and start talking about other stuff!

It's annoying especially if you have made an effort to say your views!!!C'mon nos, start your own thread.

ok, rant over, let's change the subject! LOL

Too fun. I'll have to see if we can save our pennies and go.

Lissie's spicy ricy very nicy sounds best - chorizo is yum (and it is red)

But how many red vegetables are there?

Just had a phone call from Himself. He had to get off the train at a station 40 minutes away because the loo on the train was locked and he could not find a conductor. So he had to get off the train and now he's at a tiny station in the arse end of nowhere and the next train is in 2 hours!

Why lock loos on trains? I don't get it.

Bloody stupid.

Sticking this rant on this thread because it seems like a good place

It's not HER spicy damn ricey, it's mine wot she proposes to bastardize with nasty meat that no one can pronounce.

There are other veg too, they just all look red by the end. Perhaps they are blushing with shame.

Erm...tomatoes, peppers (both fruits, really), ruby chard

There are a few purplish ones...beets, kidney beans, 'red' cabbage

I had to make a tiny up hill train stop once so dd (then 3) could get off for a wee as she refused to wear a nappy. We went behind an old building (no loos) where she squatted and pronounced that she couldn't go, then we had to go back and get on the packed tourist train with eveyone gawping, most interested, and I spent the rest of the trip praying she wouldn't wee.

Do they still do sleeper trains? I think I would like a posh Orient-Express style train, not sure about BR London to Scotland.

Hecate
They lock the loo? Why would they do that?

Will have a look at that thread, Chipping. Thanks.

Couldn't he hold it in Hecate?

Chorizo much much nicer than vegetarian sausage, sorry.

hully, i bastardize all recipes they call me the recipe-killer!

hecate, thats shite!

I have no idea why they would do it.

Unless this is a Cunning Plan and Himself is, in fact, in a pub right now.

Me, supportive as ever, tutted and said "well, you're just going to have to wait for the train, I've got Tesco coming."

Oh, no wonder he loves me so much

Nah, Tril. He said he was about to wet himself.

So what's all this about spicy stuff and frey bentos pies?

Spicy ricey very nicey. I have drenched my phone with cheap wine

Hecate - couldn't he just open the window and piss

Actually, that reminds me of a funny story.

In my student activist days I went down to London on a pissup demo. On the way back, one of the lads really REALLY needed a pee. So he did one in an empty bottle, then opened the little slidy window and poured it out.

Unfortunately for the lad behind him, who had his little slidey window open...

Brilliant

Yup glands... always bad in the winter for some reason

Problem is its a two person job, and she won't let anyone but me hold the head end (since a nasty tick removal at the vet) and dh is too chicken to do the arse end ... despite me showing him how easy it is . So that means taking her to the local robbing bastards who have the monopoly in my town vets

yeah, I know. He didn't think so.

This was the bus trip of The Milk. One lad - same lad maybe decided that he was really far too pissed and that he needed to line his stomach. so he drank a pint of milk.

It did not stay down long and it was not pretty...

I love the fact that there are about 14 totally seperate conversations going on on this thread. Fabulous.

Hecate
You need to kit him out with a empty bottle. As long as he does not pitch it out the window..

YY I remember that BeerTricksPotter. I loved those books.

In fact, I was chatting to our vet recently as she was cleaning out smelly gunk from our old dog's ear, and asked her if it was the worst part of her job, and she immediately said that squeezing anal glands was, without a doubt, the nastiest job that small animal vets have to do.

What is actually in these glands? What comes out when you squeeze.

I am strangely fascinated and almost tempted to look it up on Youtube

Mme - if my husband gets his cock out on a packed train he'll end up with a criminal record

yup. it's on youtube.

I couldn't help myself.

erm. anal glands, not my husband's cock.