Where the fuck did that go

[reelingintheyears]

The last fucking thread,that is???

If whoever started this dies not own up, you will all stay here until final bell.

I want an essay from each of you upon the nature of talk boards and the collective behaviour displayed by members.I want you to reference behavioural norms in terms of status, power, communication and the use of profanity

If anyone titles their essay ' fuck you mumsnet and Justine is a big pooh head ' I will be most displeased

If whoever started this dies

You are scary Pag

No, I have just shamelessly stolen it for my own gain

Honeydragon - my most humble fucking apologies for my fucking omission - I blame the fact that I am fucking poorly today.

Wanders off to contemplate an essay entitled:

"Pooh you mumsnet and pagwatch says Justin [sic] is a big fuck head." [bgrin]

The Ministry of Potty Mouths says:

A timely warning for all of you

I'm disappointed to have missed the original thread, but all I can say is, if you are going to start a thread saying there is too much swearing going on, what the fuck do you expect?

as a direct result of my excessive mumsnetting my lovely parents have now adopted the following phrases into everyday use...

1. Norks
2. Twunt
3. Fuck the fuck right off and when you get there fuck off some more.

Do I win a prize?

Sorry, previous link was fucked incorrect

that ones more fucked as links go.

Oh just click on my profile, i have posted it as a fucking photo on there! Why can't we just add photos to a thread?

I just read said thread at leisure as was still open from last night.
You guys.
Tchoh.

Your profiles not open

This is fun!

Ok. I'm shit-fer-brains ! Thought it was public!
Just opened my profile

Ha ha ha thank fuckityboo it was worth the wait [bgrin]

Hahahaha at dies.

My autocorrect is channeling my inner scary fucker

Dies???
Moi???

www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk

You can generate your own!

Brilliant site!

pagwatch, your auto-correct is classic!

Being mam-ed is [bshock] indeed - has happened to me a few times too and I always shrivel a little more when it does - fuckers!

I do love when people start sanctimonious lemon-sucky threads about the swearing on here - they always become an instant swear-fest and are much fun! And the OP probably fucks off in high dudgeon to a moderated site where such rooooodness is not tolerated by the catsbum-mouth operators. And I love the fact that one of these fucking lemonsuckers turns up every couple of months to allow the fun to continue!

I have to wonder what good they think it is going to do. Do they really think that after one ticking-off from them, the whole membership of mumsnet is going to repent their evil ways, wash their mouths out with soap and renounce sweary words forever? Mumsnet is going to become saccharine and bland just because one person says so?

They are deluded.

Yes, it's like the newbies who say "MN could do with an update, it's a very old-fashioned/boring/whatever site" - they get jumped on from a great height too!

Could you imagine the situation in RL - joining a club and saying immediately "I don't like the club décor and I don't like the club song, or the uniform - can you all adapt to what I like" - they'd be out on their ear in short order!! Makes me scream with laughter at the pomposity of some people. [bgrin]

Thumb, my auto correct is less emaressing than my predictive text.. I posted here before when I texted dh to ask if he wanted anus anus with his casserole...

Mam is bad. And old.

at 'anus anus' instead of cous cous (presumably!) [bgrin] THat really has me PMSL! Whatever did your DH respond?!