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Where the fuck did that go

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reelingintheyears · 24/01/2011 22:46

The last fucking thread,that is???

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UrsulaBuffay · 25/01/2011 09:09

cunt quiche

UrsulaBuffay · 25/01/2011 09:09
TandB · 25/01/2011 09:10

Bum

I liked that thread. It made me feel like I am not the only potty mouth in the world. I was hoping it would become a classic so that I could seek refuge there after I accidentally said "bollocks" in court or shouted profanities at other drivers and had to apologise to DS.

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 09:10

{shock]

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 09:11

look at that, my shock was too shocked to go Shock

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 09:12

It was an education though....

thumbdabwitch · 25/01/2011 09:18

at "young ladies" - I'm afraid I don't qualify on either count, pagwatch! [bgrin] (although I am still female - just that "lady" is pushing it some...)

BaroqueAroundTheClock · 25/01/2011 09:23

ahhh - sorry went to bed after giving instructions on how to draw a lime. I'm glad it amused 2 of you Wink

I hadn't seen the bit at the end PMSL Grin

TrinityMotherOfRhinos · 25/01/2011 09:29

you lot are hilarious

I'm loving sweary and helpful Smile

narkypuffin, great name

OhYouBadBadKitten · 25/01/2011 09:33
StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 25/01/2011 09:56

My favourite bit of the other thread was the mumsnetter who works with hairy-arsed squaddies (her term) and is grateful that mumsnet teaches her the sweary words she needs to out-cuss them.

Justine should be proud of having the only parenting site that can outswear a british squaddie! [bgrin]

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 10:01

I am soooo proud!
More sweary than a squad die

Thumb... I got mam-ed the other day.

( my auto correct made mam-ed into mamboed . That wouldn't have been so bad)

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 10:02

Fucking auto correct..

squaddie

beijingaling · 25/01/2011 10:07

PMSL at Pag being mamboed.

DavidTennentsGirl that comment was also my favourite bit of the other thread. It was brilliant. I would LOVE to be able to out swear a hairy-arsed squaddie.

Lucyintheskywithdiazepam · 25/01/2011 10:11

I'm a noob. Found Mumsnet by accident around Christmas time and it was the gratuitous swearing adult exchanges that instantly made me feel right at home.

MN makes me feel normal Grin. My swearing vocabulary is already fairly extensive so I can't say MN has taught me anything in that regard, but it has broadened my horizons in other regards and means that I can never let my Mum use my laptop...my Google search history is to say the least Blush

NowPlease · 25/01/2011 10:13

this thread is epic Grin

theoriginalscrummymummy · 25/01/2011 10:18

Initiate me... I feel like I missed out. I am horrible. My DC has pruple froot shoots and Haribo Tangfastics for breakfast....

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 25/01/2011 10:29

Theoriginalscrummymummy - repeat after me:

"Fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off some more!!"

OK - and now louder .......

That's my girl! [bgrin]

Honeydragon · 25/01/2011 11:21

You forgot

fuck yourself sideways [bwink]

Honeydragon · 25/01/2011 11:22

Pag made me say it Justine, shes with me now holding a loaded Greggs sausage roll to my head Shock

Figgyrolls · 25/01/2011 11:36

These are my favourite threads - hairy arsed squaddie...........brilliant

Am currently out of detention that Pag may or maynot have put me in as the battery is up and running on the poot poot again. Hooray!

narkypuffin · 25/01/2011 11:37

See. Food with additives does cause bad behaviour.

SwearyandHelpful · 25/01/2011 11:46
Grin
narkypuffin · 25/01/2011 11:56

Is that KatieScarlett in a new guise?

Very nice Grin

mumbar · 25/01/2011 11:56

Brilliant thread Grin

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