To tell DH to

[Gleekfreak]

get the fuck off go back to sleep darling, when he wakes me up in the middle of the night to have a quick shag make love?

Depends on if you want a shag or not I suppose?

You are well within your rights to refuse, asleep or otherwise, so YANBU

tell him to set teh alarm 3 a few minutes earlier.

Yanbu
sleep is far more important

Sadly, giving him a taste of his own medicine by waking him up at 3am for a quickie 'to see how he likes it' is unlikely to have the effect you want.

you know... some people may appreciate the attention, but he might not be aware that you are not looking forward to his "favours" hard enough as to interrupt your sleep.

He might be thinking he is flattering you, blessing you with his passion in the middle of the night, really... some people just don't get it.

So, no, you are not unreasonable at all. But explain him, hopefully with the help of bees and apples, that you would appreciate the attention at a more adequate time, like when he books a holiday sans children, with nice expensive dinner and a fireplace in the bedroom hotel.

if my husband disturbed my sleep - dear reader, he would never wake up again

Having said that, I would still be more inclined to doze off in front of the fireplace than to be awaken in the middle of the night...

Nice idea! Not likely with my 3 DC but nice to think of! Maybe alarm 3mins bit earlier more realistic!

yanbu, I have slapped DH's away a few times too pmsl. It's bloody annoying being woken by something poking me in the back

Oh send him over my way (well, if he's tall, dark, handsome & knows what he's doing!!) I love being woken up like that in the night (morning/afternoon....).